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autofelatio 

try this: curl into a ball and suck yourself. congrats, ur performing autofelatio
"DUDE that's SICK! He's givin himself head!"
autofelatio by SLEEZ December 22, 2004
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autofelatio 

When you suck your own dick. An easy way to break your neck.
dat guy who gave himself autofelatio broke his neck

Autofelatio 

It's a movement where you move your head to your genitals and give it to you on your own.
I just give a Autofelatio to me...
Autofelatio by YoMamascok November 12, 2019

autofellatiography 

A self-written biographical sketch, such as one submitted in support of an award application, in which the writer plays up and exaggerates their own accomplishments, giving themselves a symbolic blow job.
"I got nominated for employee of the year, but now they're making me write an autofellatiography. I'm gagging."
autofellatiography by Fishbert December 16, 2008

Assisted Autofelletio 

Background: Autofelletio is the act of performing fellatio on one's self.

The assisted autofelletio is achieved with the help of another person. As one person attempts autofelletio the second person pushes down on the shoulders in unison with the up and down motion of the first person.

The first person can use a free hand to increase stimulation during assisted autofelletio.
Bill: "Last night Jackie didn't want to give me a blow job but she helped me blow myself"

Rob: "You got her to give you assisted autofelletio?"

Bill: "Totally!"
Assisted Autofelletio by Jack Itoff December 22, 2010

autofellatio 

The artist formally known, as the artist formally known as the artist, leant over and sucked himself until he came.
autofellatio by spylad August 11, 2003

autofellator 

A man who can suck his own manhood
Damn that guy is a real autofellator
autofellator by Uber caMeL! September 14, 2003
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