freakyfortnite's definitions

Argentinian potato snuffer

The act of licking ones fingers and closing the tip of another person's urethra akin to how one puts out a candle.

She didn't clip her nails before she gave me an Argentinian potato snuffer, and it hurt pretty bad.

by freakyfortnite August 26, 2025

Nostalgia slop

Low quality items, typically found on the Tiktok shop, which have a retro theme. They are typically bought by Gen Zers who never experienced the time period the items are inspired by.

Person 1: Check out this microphone I got, it sounds just like those Xbox 360 ones!

Person 2: Dude, thats nostalgia slop; You wasted your money.

by freakyfortnite August 26, 2025

Metagrifting

A type of political grifting in which one uses political websites and infrastructure, without taking a position, in order to scam people.

I tried to register to vote, but I ended up on a fake site. This metagrifting cost me my personal information.

by freakyfortnite September 11, 2025

Blackpill

1. Spreading demoralizing information.

2. A social media-born movement similar to looksmaxxing which promotes radical lookism. Subscribers to the blackpill often find one's attractiveness to be the root of one's potential for success or failure in life.

Stop sending me those blackpill edits, bro; they makes me wanna kill myself.

by freakyfortnite September 11, 2025

Psychrotesist

Somebody who is so intrinsically boring that the only subject matter they have in a conversation is information about other people.

He thought girls didn't like him for his height, but in reality he was a psychrotesist with nothing of substance to say.

by freakyfortnite September 11, 2025

Jaygrifting

Putting forth a façade of a certain political viewpoint in order to garner attention, wealth, or both.

He was jaygrifting when he ran a fundraiser for a political candidate and chose to pocket the money.

by freakyfortnite September 11, 2025

Autobeating

Stroking your shi to a photo or video of yourself

She thought I was a serial killer when she caught me autobeating.

by freakyfortnite September 11, 2025