freakyfortnite's definitions

Jaygrifting

Putting forth a façade of a certain political viewpoint in order to garner attention, wealth, or both.

He was jaygrifting when he ran a fundraiser for a political candidate and chose to pocket the money.

by freakyfortnite September 11, 2025

Cheek-taking

The act of violently molesting someone in the ass.

Person 1: I have a phD in cheek-taking, so don't piss me off

Person 2: I didn't know you were a career grapist.

by freakyfortnite September 11, 2025

Argentinian potato snuffer

The act of licking ones fingers and closing the tip of another person's urethra akin to how one puts out a candle.

She didn't clip her nails before she gave me an Argentinian potato snuffer, and it hurt pretty bad.

by freakyfortnite August 26, 2025

Grapery

An area with a high population of pedophiles.

Epsteins Island can be considered the crown jewel grapery on Earth.

by freakyfortnite September 11, 2025

Nostalgia slop

Low quality items, typically found on the Tiktok shop, which have a retro theme. They are typically bought by Gen Zers who never experienced the time period the items are inspired by.

Person 1: Check out this microphone I got, it sounds just like those Xbox 360 ones!

Person 2: Dude, thats nostalgia slop; You wasted your money.

by freakyfortnite August 26, 2025

Psychrotesist

Somebody who is so intrinsically boring that the only subject matter they have in a conversation is information about other people.

He thought girls didn't like him for his height, but in reality he was a psychrotesist with nothing of substance to say.

by freakyfortnite September 11, 2025

Autobeating

Stroking your shi to a photo or video of yourself

She thought I was a serial killer when she caught me autobeating.

by freakyfortnite September 11, 2025