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Autocum by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 8, 2019
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autocucumber
Auto correction in smartphone English used by most smartphone operating systems such a Android and iOS.
autocucumber by urquell June 28, 2012
Autobum
The seam down the back of a tight skirt on a woman whose ass is full of cellulite. The seam follows the line of her ass crack, thus resembling the Autobahn.
Autobum by Carl Stawicki February 6, 2009
autocunnilingus
autocunnilingus by Anonymous March 14, 2005
Autocunnilingus
A female sexual act deemed impossible by most, where a female subject does an extreme frontbend to make their head reach their clitoris, after this the subject begins orally stimulating their own genitals. This is more challenging than male autofellatio, as a female does not have genitalia that extend outwards, where as a male possess one that does. There has been a long search for women that are physically capable of going down on themselves, though the search mostly fails to come to fruition. Most photos centered around autocunnilingus have been Photoshopped, and in reality, is usually a lesbian couple performing 69, with a confusing camera angle. Even a subreddit named r/autocunnilingus has been formed, in the effort to find a female that can do such acts.
Person 1: Hey, I just watched a video of some chick licking her own pussy!
Person 2: Yeah it's called autocunnilingus. Don't bother, it's probably a fake.
Person 1: oh
Person 2: Yeah it's called autocunnilingus. Don't bother, it's probably a fake.
Person 1: oh
Autocunnilingus by Lightwalker360 April 21, 2020