autocum 

The act of releasing one's sperm the instant a perverted thought enters one's head.

The lonely boy on the internet released an autocum the moment the girl who was really a guy sent him a message.

autocum by Plumm April 24, 2011

Autocum 

When you just cum by accident

Shit I’m autocumming!

Autocum by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 8, 2019

Auto Cum 

For one to cum while only thinking about their dick.

Leyang thought about his dick. *I'm gonna auto cum!* He thought. Suddenly, there was white pee on his penis. *I did it. I auto came.*

Auto Cum by i hate zero two April 22, 2021

autocucumber

Auto correction in smartphone English used by most smartphone operating systems such a Android and iOS.

a: Wait, I got cum in my hair.
b: ehm?
a: Oh! GUM! Ducking autocucumber!

autocucumber by urquell June 28, 2012

Autobum 

The seam down the back of a tight skirt on a woman whose ass is full of cellulite. The seam follows the line of her ass crack, thus resembling the Autobahn.

Mary may have looked good in that skirt in 1988, but today she’s sporting a Autobum.

Autobum by Carl Stawicki February 6, 2009

autocunnilingus

see cunnilingus. The act of cunnilingus performed on oneself.

Jane spred her legs, bent over, and licked her own clitoris until she orgasmed.

autocunnilingus by Anonymous March 14, 2005

Autocunnilingus

A female sexual act deemed impossible by most, where a female subject does an extreme frontbend to make their head reach their clitoris, after this the subject begins orally stimulating their own genitals. This is more challenging than male autofellatio, as a female does not have genitalia that extend outwards, where as a male possess one that does. There has been a long search for women that are physically capable of going down on themselves, though the search mostly fails to come to fruition. Most photos centered around autocunnilingus have been Photoshopped, and in reality, is usually a lesbian couple performing 69, with a confusing camera angle. Even a subreddit named r/autocunnilingus has been formed, in the effort to find a female that can do such acts.

Person 1: Hey, I just watched a video of some chick licking her own pussy!
Person 2: Yeah it's called autocunnilingus. Don't bother, it's probably a fake.
Person 1: oh

Autocunnilingus by Lightwalker360 April 21, 2020