Autobum 

The seam down the back of a tight skirt on a woman whose ass is full of cellulite. The seam follows the line of her ass crack, thus resembling the Autobahn.

Mary may have looked good in that skirt in 1988, but today she’s sporting a Autobum.

Autobum by Carl Stawicki February 6, 2009

Autobukkake 

The act of jizzing all over your own face, usually with the help of complex apparatus (ie: constructed in your parent's basement).

Johnny: "Where is Stanley today? I didn't see him at the office."
Turddigger: "He took the day off. I heard he finished building his autobukkake device over the weekend, so he's probably at home moisturizing his face."

Autobukkake by mrjack9 September 15, 2010

autobullshit 

Condition, usually affecting women who are emotionally upset, which manifest it self when subject automatically replies "bullshit" to anything their spouse, boyfriend or partner says without pausing to consider what has been said, only that said spouse, boyfriend or partner has said something.

A person being autobullshitted usually has no idea what the hell he did wrong to begin with. Trying to find out usually makes thing worse.

The autobullshitting phase may go away as suddenly as it came.

Dave: I love you.
Sarah: Bullshit!

Dave: this milk is low fat
Sarah: fucking bullshit!!

Dave: did you hear the one about dyslexic guy who walked into a bra?
Sarah: bullshiiiiiiiit!!!!!1

Dave: 6 x 7 = 42.
Sarah: you asshole that's so fucking bullshit!! bullshit! bullshit! bullshit! u suck!!

Frank: could I have another slice of that marvellous pie?
Sarah: why of course.
Dave: ou. me too.
Sarah: Bullshit!

Dave: why are you so pissed at me??? whatever it is, I'm sorry! I'll do anything you want! say anything you want... but please stop..
Sarah: how the fuck can you pretend not to know?? bullshit!!

Dave: really dear, your autobullshit is getting tiresome. goodbye.
Sarah: bullsh-- hey, wait. where are you going? honey?
Dave: *slams door*

autobullshit by uselessponko August 25, 2009

Autoblumpkin 

A blumpkin that is given to oneself, usually while taking a shit. When you suck and/or masturbate your dick; waiting for the climax to push the turd out. Gives an extra sense of stimulation.

yo meehan, go give yourself an autoblumpkin in your moms bathroom.

Autoblumpkin by The Meehan October 17, 2009

autobuy price 

A price one would be willing to buy something for without a second thought; usually results in an impulse buy.

I found that TV I was looking for in a pawn shop and it was at my autobuy price, so I decided to scoop it up really quickly.

autobuy price by xldr July 15, 2011

autocum 

The act of releasing one's sperm the instant a perverted thought enters one's head.

The lonely boy on the internet released an autocum the moment the girl who was really a guy sent him a message.

autocum by Plumm April 24, 2011

Autobusseta 

A girl who’s pussy is always down to fuck.

Damn she is such an autobusseta

Autobusseta by clarehsk July 1, 2023