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Autobum

The seam down the back of a tight skirt on a woman whose ass is full of cellulite. The seam follows the line of her ass crack, thus resembling the Autobahn.
Mary may have looked good in that skirt in 1988, but today she’s sporting a Autobum.
by Carl Stawicki February 6, 2009
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Autobukkake

The act of jizzing all over your own face, usually with the help of complex apparatus (ie: constructed in your parent's basement).
Johnny: "Where is Stanley today? I didn't see him at the office."
Turddigger: "He took the day off. I heard he finished building his autobukkake device over the weekend, so he's probably at home moisturizing his face."
by mrjack9 September 15, 2010
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autobullshit

Condition, usually affecting women who are emotionally upset, which manifest it self when subject automatically replies "bullshit" to anything their spouse, boyfriend or partner says without pausing to consider what has been said, only that said spouse, boyfriend or partner has said something.

A person being autobullshitted usually has no idea what the hell he did wrong to begin with. Trying to find out usually makes thing worse.

The autobullshitting phase may go away as suddenly as it came.
Dave: I love you.
Sarah: Bullshit!

Dave: this milk is low fat
Sarah: fucking bullshit!!

Dave: did you hear the one about dyslexic guy who walked into a bra?
Sarah: bullshiiiiiiiit!!!!!1

Dave: 6 x 7 = 42.
Sarah: you asshole that's so fucking bullshit!! bullshit! bullshit! bullshit! u suck!!

Frank: could I have another slice of that marvellous pie?
Sarah: why of course.
Dave: ou. me too.
Sarah: Bullshit!

Dave: why are you so pissed at me??? whatever it is, I'm sorry! I'll do anything you want! say anything you want... but please stop..
Sarah: how the fuck can you pretend not to know?? bullshit!!

Dave: really dear, your autobullshit is getting tiresome. goodbye.
Sarah: bullsh-- hey, wait. where are you going? honey?
Dave: *slams door*
by uselessponko August 25, 2009
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Autoblumpkin

A blumpkin that is given to oneself, usually while taking a shit. When you suck and/or masturbate your dick; waiting for the climax to push the turd out. Gives an extra sense of stimulation.
yo meehan, go give yourself an autoblumpkin in your moms bathroom.
by The Meehan October 17, 2009
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autobuy price

A price one would be willing to buy something for without a second thought; usually results in an impulse buy.
I found that TV I was looking for in a pawn shop and it was at my autobuy price, so I decided to scoop it up really quickly.
by xldr July 15, 2011
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autocum

The act of releasing one's sperm the instant a perverted thought enters one's head.
The lonely boy on the internet released an autocum the moment the girl who was really a guy sent him a message.
by Plumm April 24, 2011
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Autobusseta

A girl who’s pussy is always down to fuck.
Damn she is such an autobusseta
by clarehsk July 1, 2023
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