Autobum
The seam down the back of a tight skirt on a woman whose ass is full of cellulite. The seam follows the line of her ass crack, thus resembling the Autobahn.
Autobum by Carl Stawicki February 6, 2009
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Autobukkake
The act of jizzing all over your own face, usually with the help of complex apparatus (ie: constructed in your parent's basement).
Johnny: "Where is Stanley today? I didn't see him at the office."
Turddigger: "He took the day off. I heard he finished building his autobukkake device over the weekend, so he's probably at home moisturizing his face."
Turddigger: "He took the day off. I heard he finished building his autobukkake device over the weekend, so he's probably at home moisturizing his face."
Autobukkake by mrjack9 September 15, 2010
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autobullshit
Condition, usually affecting women who are emotionally upset, which manifest it self when subject automatically replies "bullshit" to anything their spouse, boyfriend or partner says without pausing to consider what has been said, only that said spouse, boyfriend or partner has said something.
A person being autobullshitted usually has no idea what the hell he did wrong to begin with. Trying to find out usually makes thing worse.
The autobullshitting phase may go away as suddenly as it came.
A person being autobullshitted usually has no idea what the hell he did wrong to begin with. Trying to find out usually makes thing worse.
The autobullshitting phase may go away as suddenly as it came.
Dave: I love you.
Sarah: Bullshit!
Dave: this milk is low fat
Sarah: fucking bullshit!!
Dave: did you hear the one about dyslexic guy who walked into a bra?
Sarah: bullshiiiiiiiit!!!!!1
Dave: 6 x 7 = 42.
Sarah: you asshole that's so fucking bullshit!! bullshit! bullshit! bullshit! u suck!!
Frank: could I have another slice of that marvellous pie?
Sarah: why of course.
Dave: ou. me too.
Sarah: Bullshit!
Dave: why are you so pissed at me??? whatever it is, I'm sorry! I'll do anything you want! say anything you want... but please stop..
Sarah: how the fuck can you pretend not to know?? bullshit!!
Dave: really dear, your autobullshit is getting tiresome. goodbye.
Sarah: bullsh-- hey, wait. where are you going? honey?
Dave: *slams door*
Sarah: Bullshit!
Dave: this milk is low fat
Sarah: fucking bullshit!!
Dave: did you hear the one about dyslexic guy who walked into a bra?
Sarah: bullshiiiiiiiit!!!!!1
Dave: 6 x 7 = 42.
Sarah: you asshole that's so fucking bullshit!! bullshit! bullshit! bullshit! u suck!!
Frank: could I have another slice of that marvellous pie?
Sarah: why of course.
Dave: ou. me too.
Sarah: Bullshit!
Dave: why are you so pissed at me??? whatever it is, I'm sorry! I'll do anything you want! say anything you want... but please stop..
Sarah: how the fuck can you pretend not to know?? bullshit!!
Dave: really dear, your autobullshit is getting tiresome. goodbye.
Sarah: bullsh-- hey, wait. where are you going? honey?
Dave: *slams door*
autobullshit by uselessponko August 25, 2009
Autoblumpkin
A blumpkin that is given to oneself, usually while taking a shit. When you suck and/or masturbate your dick; waiting for the climax to push the turd out. Gives an extra sense of stimulation.
Autoblumpkin by The Meehan October 17, 2009
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