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Yo moms a ghost

your mom is dead, pale, ugly, fat, and unamusing.
Yo moms a ghost, Brad!
Brad: Fuck!!! I hate you!!
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Omgesus

Susie drops a plate and it breaks her damn leg.
Me: OMGESUS!!!
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Flashturbate

To jerk off very hard and fast
When I am alone in the bedroom, I like to flashturbate and flood the room with cum
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Microphallus

When a dick is less than half a inch long
Hey I heard anthony has a microphallus. Wanna murder him tomorrow? HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
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No

A word people say when they’re afraid of sex
Do you wanna bang tonight?

No...
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Cleavage

Girls or Boys that show a bit of their stomach, boobs, nipples, balls, butt, thighs, or vagina in their outfit
Me: I like girls that show cleavage
Her: I like mooning people in this outfit!
Me: DAMN THE AREA OF CLEAVAGE ON YOU IS HUGE!!
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Exclamation Blood

When a girl has a period and her vagina combusts
Holy shit mom! I have exclamation blood! OWWWWW!!
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