autocum

The act of releasing one's sperm the instant a perverted thought enters one's head.

The lonely boy on the internet released an autocum the moment the girl who was really a guy sent him a message.

by Plumm April 06, 2011

Snorkel

The act of holding your breath while drinking liquid out of a girl's vagina.

Excuse me miss. I have terminal hiccups, and the only cure is to go snorkeling in your privates

by Plumm November 04, 2011

Laced Mutton

An old Victorian term for a prostitute.

That expensive laced mutton gave me chlamydia.

by Plumm July 26, 2012

Mr. Clean

Someone who is such a douche that they're like a living Mr. Clean, cleaning out vaginas til they're sparkly clean during intercourse in a completely boring and monotonous way. No one likes a Mr. Clean.

That guy is a total Mr. Clean for eating my sandwich.

by Plumm August 25, 2011