¶=)

The most perfectest emoticon in dee hole weed wirld. Invented by ubman.

Iou-$999: I'm going to watch Little Man right now.
*Gets inspired*
Iou-$999: ¶=) wow I really liked that
*Gets hit with the feels*
Iou-$999: ¶=,( aw..

by Lightwalker360 March 14, 2020

Gaiter

A new facemask thing Urban Dictionary is selling next to their mugs, and just like their mugs, they're trying to force everyone to buy it. $24.00 per gaiter.

Person 1: hey I just went to urbandic and found that there's a new thing next to the mug.
Person 2: I.. don't even know what you just said.
Person 1: ugh, they sell gay-ters now.
Person 2: gaiters?

by Lightwalker360 April 25, 2020

🕴️

The best substitute for an exclamation point.

Person 1: !
Person 2: even better, 🕴️
Person 1: whoa.

by Lightwalker360 April 29, 2020

🇫 🇺 🇨 🇰

The word "Fuck" spelt in Regional Indicator Symbol emoticons. Must be spelt with spaces, or else shows up as 🇫🇺🇨🇰 on some devices.

Plistinblitzen: Oh hai Jesus.
Alphanumeral: I'm glad I tried to meet Jesus.
Gecock42069: Hey you
Hodgepodgeman123: u w0t m8?
Gecock42069: 🇫 🇺 🇨 🇰 you.
Jesus777: Wait, that's illegal.
Alphanumeral: you watch rvb?
Jesus777: *incinerates Gecock42069*
Plistinblitzen: Wait
Jesus777: What
Plistinblitzen: If he dies while he's death, then where does he go?
Jesus777: oh noes
Alphanumeral: oh noes
Hodgepodgeman123: oh noes
Plistinblitzen: oh noes
Server: *universe explodes*

by Lightwalker360 March 15, 2020

Autocunnilingus

A female sexual act deemed impossible by most, where a female subject does an extreme frontbend to make their head reach their clitoris, after this the subject begins orally stimulating their own genitals. This is more challenging than male autofellatio, as a female does not have genitalia that extend outwards, where as a male possess one that does. There has been a long search for women that are physically capable of going down on themselves, though the search mostly fails to come to fruition. Most photos centered around autocunnilingus have been Photoshopped, and in reality, is usually a lesbian couple performing 69, with a confusing camera angle. Even a subreddit named r/autocunnilingus has been formed, in the effort to find a female that can do such acts.

Person 1: Hey, I just watched a video of some chick licking her own pussy!
Person 2: Yeah it's called autocunnilingus. Don't bother, it's probably a fake.
Person 1: oh

by Lightwalker360 April 21, 2020



... what actually is this?
I'm using Android 8.0 and uh..  shows up either as a blank crossed out box or just nothing. Apparently some see it as an arrow? It probably doesn't look like ꜜ⃗ or something.

Plistinblitzen: Hey we're here after the universe exploded.
Alphanumeral: I'mma do that again.
Dumpledinkinlinkinblinkin has joined the chat
Gecock42069: oh fuck off.
Dumpledinkinlinkinblinkin: I WILL END THIS FOR THE BETTER!
Gecock42069: 🖕
Alphanumeral: 
Hodgepodgeman123: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
God has left the chat

by Lightwalker360 March 16, 2020

Fly

1: A zipper found on most pairs of pants.
2: Cool, swag, hip.
3: A flying insect of the order Diptera.
4: To achieve aviation, to be in flight.
5: To Succeed.
(Credit to Wikipedia)

(1) I unzipped my fly and pulled down my underwear.
(2) One who is cool is considered fly.
(3) I was trying to swat that fly outta air with my bare hands.
(4) Tomorrow I'm going to fly back to Arizona.
(5) That idea isn't going to fly.

by Lightwalker360 May 04, 2020