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A common reference to the City of Ashland, Oregon, by people residing in the neighboring communities.

Reasons for this pseudonym vary, but but are believed to be related to the following rationale:

1) Assland is on the end of the valley, and it's a pain in the ass to travel there.

2) The town is known to be composed of an ultra-progressive, Socialist group of Baby Boomer Assholes who will rumble with pipes and chains over removal of a tree from their neighbor's property.

3) Various residents of Assland enjoy parading through town, streaking, or bike riding naked, thus your chances of viewing some unwanted Ass are high when you enter the City Limits.

4) Assland is the only community in Southern Oregon to ASSess a meals tax.
The Socialist Republic of Assland is located on the I-5 Corridor, just north of the Oregon/California border.
Usually a liar. She puts her boyfriend before everyone else, and has intercourse everyday. And doesnt realize they will be broken up by a few months. Trys to get with every guy possible and thinks that it makes her cooler. Pretends that she doesnt care about what people think about her, but she does. Lives in a fantasy world. And acts like the world revolves around her, while everyone laughs at how pathetic she is. Has many diseases. The fakest of the fake and doesnt brush her teeth.
God! What a slut! Thats something an Assland would do!
assland by showdemdimondsss August 4, 2009
A phrase used in Germany to describe future and past territories of the German nation
Person 1: I'm from Poland
Person 2: Ah! You're from ze Ausland, ja?
Ausland by EnbyEl July 11, 2022

New York Asslanders 

Another way to say the NHL team "New York Islanders" as an insult. Said by New York Rangers fans.
Fuck the New York Asslanders

Ausländerfeindlich 

Someone who is "Ausländerfeindlich" is a normal German person.
"Yo Digga ich bin richtig Ausländerfeindlich"

"Same Digga"
Ausländerfeindlich by Echter Name November 22, 2021

Auslande Schwörenism

Auslande Schwörenism is the act of using foreign words such as blyat as a substitute for English swear words.
I been practicing Auslande Schwörenism for quite a long time. I cursed my mom out in Russian and she doesn't even know it!
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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