Aulak

Big penis gay man

"Hey look at that big penis gay man named Aulak!"

Aulak by vladisbad July 19, 2021

Ba’alaket

An alien overlord species that uses feminine wiles to influence and manipulate the human species, especially men, but they aren’t above having a furry taco now and again. Think "space sirens.” They currently hardly talk to human women because, I mean hey, if you have electric jelly-fish vulvas, what is the point of encouraging jealousy?

In the past, every-time they try to help they really end up just making us bigger sex fiends than we already are, and then we call them names like succubus, demon... evil mermaid, although most of these names were probably thought up by women who are just jealous of their electro-pussies and their ability to steal their men.

The Ba'alaket are masters (mistresses?) Of disguise and poison. They have "cloaking" technology that makes our brains perceive them as regular humans allowing them to walk amongst us unhindered.

“Hey Mary, weren’t you and Tom a thing? What happened?”

“Yeah, we were, but that Ba’alaket Kesha got her hands on him and now not only is he glossy-eyed and slow-witted, but he’s also an ambassador to the UN.”

“That sucks, I told you she was a succubus-demon witch, right? Let’s go shopping and get you a new vibrator and you can help me pick out the clinic for my next abortion.”

Ba’alaket by Byrdlady June 30, 2019

Alakazoo

1. A fictional place name used for sarcastic responses to "where are you" or related scenarios.

2. A word meaning a magical action, usually used sarcastically.

Person 1 - "Where are you right now?"
Person 2 - "Oh you know in the land of Alakazoo"
Person 1 - "Really?"
Person 2 - "Oh my gosh, NO!!!!"

Person 1 - "How would that happen?"
Person 2 - "I don't know maybe a freaking wizard comes a long and says bippity boppity akawaka alakazoo dippity doo and boom it's done! Like come on..."

Alakazoo by Dr. Aarben March 12, 2013

‘Aulani 

A person who brings joy everywhere she goes. Words cannot describe how amazing she is. She has a contagious smile and a beautiful voice. She has a beautiful smile to match her beautiful voice, beautiful eyes to match the smile, and long, beautiful hair that flows around her beautiful face. She is beautiful, talented, amazing, and pretty much the greatest person in the world.

‘Aulani is the greatest

‘Aulani by Boenana September 21, 2016

Aglaka 

An awesome or formidable opponent, ferocious fighter.

The aglaka submitted the champion via rear naked choke in the second round.
The aglaka defeated his opponent with one blow.
When the aglaka appeared all were silent.

Aglaka by Erik18 January 1, 2019

Alakh 

This person is really a cool person. Loves to help everyone. It is not easy to understand him , everyone is first having a wrong image about Alakh's . Alakh's are very much interested in sports are social too. There is a negative point about Alakh person's that they trust people too early but they know who is right and who is wrong still they don't show that. Alakh person's will always have a fake smile on their face although they are expert in not showing that. Their future would be very bright if they choose their choice.

I am very lucky because I have a Alakh friend

Alakh by Themindtracker June 2, 2019

Aluakbar 

When you go up to someone’s house and you throw a bomb and you say aluakbar right before you throw it

I’m gonna aluakbar your house kid

Aluakbar by Booty clapper69 April 28, 2019