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1. A fictional place name used for sarcastic responses to "where are you" or related scenarios.

2. A word meaning a magical action, usually used sarcastically.
Person 1 - "Where are you right now?"
Person 2 - "Oh you know in the land of Alakazoo"
Person 1 - "Really?"
Person 2 - "Oh my gosh, NO!!!!"

Person 1 - "How would that happen?"
Person 2 - "I don't know maybe a freaking wizard comes a long and says bippity boppity akawaka alakazoo dippity doo and boom it's done! Like come on..."
Alakazoo by Dr. Aarben March 12, 2013
Related Words
Aglaka alakazam Aglika Aglaia Aglata Alaka alakacunt alakananda alakay Aglaea
Brilliance.
Both in the beauty and smart sense.
Dammnn Aglaia is both hot and clever.. She is going to go far in life
Aglaia by Laialoveee December 19, 2016

Alakananda 

An amazing sweet girl. She'll be the pinnacle of your life if you give her a chance. She usually hides behind fake smiles because of her past but always forgets about it when she's around her friends. She is the most caring and kind person ever.
Is that Alakananda?

Yeah it is. She's really sweet.
Alakananda by coxonutwxter October 7, 2019
An Independent woman. Beautiful, smart, classy, intelligent, crazy, loyal.
friend 1: who is that ?
friend 2: oh thats Alaka fine ass😍
Alaka by fat ma🐱😍 January 9, 2020

alakananda 

WOW SHE IS ALAKANANDA
alakananda by Allicassia February 21, 2018

Alakazam 

A psychic pokemon owned by Sabrina. Alakazam is the evolved form of Abra. With moves like Kenesis, Psybeam, Confusion and Psywave - Alakazam can easily fuck your shit up. An Alakazam can even bend spoons with its mind.
Sabrina: "My Alakazam won't obey me!"
Ash: " Have you tried spooning with it?"
Alakazam by ProfessorPsychic March 9, 2010