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augustyn 

An Augustyn is an amazing person, they care for lots of people but sometimes get people annoyed. Even if they are a pain in the ass, you'll love them. They love music that's old, or a couple months after a song was in style. They love cats, they are part of small families. But love their families so much. They get jealous easily and really mad easily. They are not really emotional. They lack in school. They're popular. And you would love to have them as a friend. They love musicals. They are always confused in relationships. Even if they are part of small families, they want but families. They would listen to all your problems. They are faithful, and keep secrets. They have average height of hair. They are usually brenets. They can be spoiled at times. They fit in a lot, and like to hang out with different types of people. If they have an eye for you, they will make sure no one ever gets you. Jk.
Augustyn- wassup
Person- nothing
Augustyn- let's hang out, you seem so much fun.

Person- mk
augustyn by ItzVickyPL November 14, 2018
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ADAM AUGUSTYN 

He’s a great nice friend he’s cool and chill anyone would be lucky to have him as a friend he’s great he’s my bro and I don’t know what I would do without him he believes some lies and made mistakes but everyone does it
ADAM AUGUSTYN by Bob frnak August 30, 2017

Augustine 

Augustine is the type of guy who seems very timid at first but once you get to know him he will never stop talking. Hes very playfull and caring. Once an Ausgustine finds the right girl, he does what he cans to try to make her happy. And sometimes his effort may not be seen at first, he will change your world. Dont get an Augustine mad though because at times he can get a little carried away. Hes the type to hold in his emotions and lets them out at a random basis. Hes really smart even though he doesnt show it. He loves his family and the ones closest to him. Your lucky to have an Augustine.
1. There goes Augustine, yeah..thats him(:
Augustine by derek S. April 25, 2013

Augustine 

Augustine is the best guy you'll ever meet if you're lucky. You'll believe happiness is attainable when you're with him. He is a lover of all things; such as his family, friends, animals, etc. He is an artistic and lively guy, and his good energy is bound to spread to you and put a smile on your face. He is extremely protective over his friends, and will never hesitate to help someone out. An Augustine is the type of guy that once you meet, you'll know you need to keep him. You want to always have him in your life, because you know life will be better with him in it, and if he's happy, you're happy.
Nobody is perfect, but you'll believe he is.
An Augustine is a best friend or whatever
Augustine by TryAndFindThis November 5, 2018

Augustana 

A band originating from California. Their debut CD, which came out in September of '05, titled All the Stars and Boulevards, contains their hit single Boston. They could be considered 'piano rock' but when just reading their lyrics you may believe them to be emo though they are not.

Jared, Dan, South and Chris and the primary members. Former guitarest Josiah left the bad to pursue a solo career.
Augustana rocks my brains out. Bullets, track two on the cd, is considered one of the best songs they have produced by their fanbase.
Augustana by Morgan Wentz October 7, 2006

Augustine’s law’s 

Augustine's laws were a series of tongue in cheek aphorisms put forth by Norman Ralph Augustine, an American aerospace businessman who served as Under Secretary of the Army from 1975 to 1977. In 1984 he published his laws. The book and several of the laws were the topic of an article in Sound and Vibration magazine in March 2012. His most cited law is number 16, which shows that defense budgets grow linearly but the unit cost of a new military aircraft grows exponentially.
“In the year 2054, the entire defense budget will purchase just one tactical aircraft. This aircraft will have to be shared by the Air Force and Navy 3 days each per week except for leap year, when it will be made available to the Marines for the extra day.“ - Augustine’s law’s: XVI

St Augustine's Syndrome 

The phenomenon of people condemning vices they have indulged in themselves already, and since given up. Inspired by the _Confessions_ of Augustine (417 CE), in which Augustine describes his career path and then denouces the things he did to get to where he is.

WHY IT'S BAD

With SAS, the perpetrator has received the BENEFITS of a particular vice. It could consist of sleeping one's way to the top, or lying a lot, or getting divorced, or indulging a vice until it gets tiresome. At that point the perpetrator makes a big display out of quitting the vice and condemning it publicly. It's like climbing a ladder out of a ditch and then pulling the ladder up so others can't get out of the ditch; and to add insult to injury, the perpetrator ridicules the desire to use the ladder.

Like other forms of hypocrisy, it's destructive because it enforces stupid social codes. If the social codes were right all along, then the perpetrator should not get off the hook for violating them, but, in effect, he gets praise for having done so (and having "kicked the habit"). If the codes were wrong, then they should be confronted . And finally, it's bad because it creates a meritocracy of bullshit.
A good example of St Augustine's Syndrome is Doctor Laura Schlessinger, the evangelical talk radio host who climbed her way to the top, divorced, and then renounced feminism. Many putative sages are famous for having had, earlier in their lives, immense amounts of sex with numerous partners, only to renounce the ways of the flesh and denounced materialistic society.
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