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AugustTheDuck 

A commentary channel on YouTube that specializes in making fun of ThatVeganTeacher, Dhar Man, and Karens. His mascot is literally a duck.
Hey bro did you see that new AugustTheDuck video?
AugustTheDuck by Reaxis September 16, 2021

Augustine 

Augustine is the type of guy who seems very timid at first but once you get to know him he will never stop talking. Hes very playfull and caring. Once an Ausgustine finds the right girl, he does what he cans to try to make her happy. And sometimes his effort may not be seen at first, he will change your world. Dont get an Augustine mad though because at times he can get a little carried away. Hes the type to hold in his emotions and lets them out at a random basis. Hes really smart even though he doesnt show it. He loves his family and the ones closest to him. Your lucky to have an Augustine.
1. There goes Augustine, yeah..thats him(:
Augustine by derek S. April 25, 2013

Augustine 

Augustine is the best guy you'll ever meet if you're lucky. You'll believe happiness is attainable when you're with him. He is a lover of all things; such as his family, friends, animals, etc. He is an artistic and lively guy, and his good energy is bound to spread to you and put a smile on your face. He is extremely protective over his friends, and will never hesitate to help someone out. An Augustine is the type of guy that once you meet, you'll know you need to keep him. You want to always have him in your life, because you know life will be better with him in it, and if he's happy, you're happy.
Nobody is perfect, but you'll believe he is.
An Augustine is a best friend or whatever
Augustine by TryAndFindThis November 5, 2018

Augustana 

A band originating from California. Their debut CD, which came out in September of '05, titled All the Stars and Boulevards, contains their hit single Boston. They could be considered 'piano rock' but when just reading their lyrics you may believe them to be emo though they are not.

Jared, Dan, South and Chris and the primary members. Former guitarest Josiah left the bad to pursue a solo career.
Augustana rocks my brains out. Bullets, track two on the cd, is considered one of the best songs they have produced by their fanbase.
Augustana by Morgan Wentz October 7, 2006

Augustine’s law’s 

Augustine's laws were a series of tongue in cheek aphorisms put forth by Norman Ralph Augustine, an American aerospace businessman who served as Under Secretary of the Army from 1975 to 1977. In 1984 he published his laws. The book and several of the laws were the topic of an article in Sound and Vibration magazine in March 2012. His most cited law is number 16, which shows that defense budgets grow linearly but the unit cost of a new military aircraft grows exponentially.
“In the year 2054, the entire defense budget will purchase just one tactical aircraft. This aircraft will have to be shared by the Air Force and Navy 3 days each per week except for leap year, when it will be made available to the Marines for the extra day.“ - Augustine’s law’s: XVI

St Augustine's Syndrome 

The phenomenon of people condemning vices they have indulged in themselves already, and since given up. Inspired by the _Confessions_ of Augustine (417 CE), in which Augustine describes his career path and then denouces the things he did to get to where he is.

WHY IT'S BAD

With SAS, the perpetrator has received the BENEFITS of a particular vice. It could consist of sleeping one's way to the top, or lying a lot, or getting divorced, or indulging a vice until it gets tiresome. At that point the perpetrator makes a big display out of quitting the vice and condemning it publicly. It's like climbing a ladder out of a ditch and then pulling the ladder up so others can't get out of the ditch; and to add insult to injury, the perpetrator ridicules the desire to use the ladder.

Like other forms of hypocrisy, it's destructive because it enforces stupid social codes. If the social codes were right all along, then the perpetrator should not get off the hook for violating them, but, in effect, he gets praise for having done so (and having "kicked the habit"). If the codes were wrong, then they should be confronted . And finally, it's bad because it creates a meritocracy of bullshit.
A good example of St Augustine's Syndrome is Doctor Laura Schlessinger, the evangelical talk radio host who climbed her way to the top, divorced, and then renounced feminism. Many putative sages are famous for having had, earlier in their lives, immense amounts of sex with numerous partners, only to renounce the ways of the flesh and denounced materialistic society.
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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