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Auditoure 

(verb) The act of walking from one place to another, unnoticed, amidst a passing tour group, a la Assassin's Creed II.
The word is a combination of the words tour, for tour group, and Auditore, for Ezio Auditore
I auditoured my way from Bio to Calc today. Campus tour season is so much fun.

Rob is awful at auditoure-ing. His ridiculous hairstyle always gets him noticed.
Auditoure by TransPM May 3, 2012
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Auditorium fart 

A fart so big, so long, so great of volume, that it could fill an entire auditorium
Wow, I feel like I’ve deflated and dropped a dress size after that auditorium fart

Nice, mums cooked spag bol, I’ll be having auditorium farts tonight
A person who works upwards of 80 hours a week , travels constantly, and drinks excessively. Probably works for EY, PWC, Deloitte, or KPMG. Charges clients between $250 and $1100 an hour to perform work that could be done by a team of trained monkey's. Auditors generally have no social life as all their spare time is taken up by work related events. Most external auditors leave their firms within 5 years to take up middle-upper management postitions in order to spend time with the family that they forgot they had. Those who are left behind eventually become partners and sit in their offices all day counting their money, stained with the blood and sweat of 25 year old college grads.
I basically just gave up on life so i could become an auditor earn lots of money and never spend it.
auditor by Arthur Andersson June 30, 2008

Ezio Auditore da Firenze 

Ezio Auditore da Firenze (born 1459) was a Florentine noble during the Italian Renaissance and, unbeknownst to most historians and philosophers, a central member and Grand Master of the Assassin's Order. A descendant of Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad and ancestor to both Desmond Miles and Subject 16, Ezio was unaware of his Assassin heritage until the age of 17, when his father and two brothers, Federico and Petruccio, were murdered. Ezio fled Florence – his birthplace – and took refuge at the Villa Auditore in the Tuscan town of Monteriggioni.

Learning of his heritage from his uncle, Mario Auditore, Ezio begun his Assassin training, as well as his quest for vengeance against the Grand Master of the Templar Order, Rodrigo Borgia, who had ordered the executions of his father and two brothers. During his quest, Ezio managed to not only unite the pages of Altaïr's Codex for the first time since Domenico Auditore, but also to save the cities of Florence, Venice, and later Rome from the Templars' wrath. He ensured the future travels of Christoffa Corombo to the "New World" and, in liberating Rome from Borgia control, helped spread the Renaissance and Assassin ideals of independence and free thought throughout Italy.

Shortly before the death of Rodrigo Borgia in 1503, Ezio was pronounced the Grand Master, or "ll Mentore", of the Assassin Order.
"My name is Ezio Auditore da Firenze, and like my father and grandfathers before me, I am an Assassin."

―Ezio Auditore da Firenze

Auditory Processing Disorder (APD)

Auditory processing disorder is a hearing problem. Kids and adults with this condition can't process what they hear in the same way other people do because their ears and brain don't fully coordinate. An individual with this disorder may experience hearing certain things muffled while other things perfectly fine.

For example, a person with APD is in a restaurant, in the restaurant there's music playing, waiters walking and other people a few tables away talking. Beside the person with APD is their friend talking to them however, the individual with APD can hear that their friend is talking but it's muffled, the individual can hear the people talking, the music and the walking, almost as if those sounds were right next to them. It can be best described as watching tv with the volume turning up and down and off at random times and you can't control it.

Symtoms of APD:

You are easily distracted or unusually bothered by loud or sudden noises.
Noisy environments are upsetting to you.
Your behavior and performance improve in quieter settings.
You have difficulty following directions, whether simple or complicated.
You have reading, spelling, writing, or other speech-language difficulties.
Verbal (word) math problems are difficult.
You're disorganized and forgetful.
Conversations are hard for you to follow.

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"Auditory Processing Disorder (APD) "

Auditory fit 

Like an epileptic fit but when the music goes too loud or the balloon hits too hard and your ears are ringing mad
naaaaaah quick turn it back down Nathan just had an auditory fit

that guy on white lines that got his eardrums blown out by the big speakers had an auditory fit

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Auditory fit by danadonut June 13, 2020

Auditor's Ass 

This term is referred public auditors who gained a huge ass due to their countless hours sitting on their ass doing their work.
Auditor A: Damn, I feel like my ass is getting bigger through the busy season.

Auditor B: Ha! You've just got yourself a nice auditor's ass!
Auditor's Ass by NoMoreAudit February 18, 2010
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