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auditorial 

When someone realizes they can speak quicker than they can type and they post all their thoughts as audio clips. They continue to have strong feelings and argue many sides of popular issues, so we refer to the resulting tirades as an auditorial. Audio editorials.
I remember the day the world abandoned Twitter because it slowed them down in re-arranging the world around them, and switched overnight to the auditorial, which has the advantage of virtual reality recreation of actual arguments among famous people for historical purposes.
auditorial by You rReal Name November 28, 2020
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Auditorial Realism

When fake sounds made by a human sound real. Definitely a real word/phrase.
"Damn, that was some serious auditorial realism!"

Auditorium fart 

A fart so big, so long, so great of volume, that it could fill an entire auditorium
Wow, I feel like I’ve deflated and dropped a dress size after that auditorium fart

Nice, mums cooked spag bol, I’ll be having auditorium farts tonight

Auditorium 

Noun; a place where there are no security cameras so sexual pleasures can be performed
Alec and Charlie went to the auditorium and made a mess!
Auditorium by B McD June 2, 2016

Antitorial 

An antonym for tutorial. A demonstration or instruction on how NOT to accomplish/perform a specified task. In other words, giving instruction on how to perform a task the wrong way.
Watch this antitorial of a backflip so you'll know what not to do.
Antitorial by Tenkii February 7, 2009
An article that seems to offer sage advice but is really intended to move product; an advertorial.
This article reads like an aditorial for Acme Industries.
aditorial by bkm September 4, 2006

auditorily

when a sound is so far on the spectrum of good to bad that you need an adverb version of “auditory”
“I was just auditorily assaulted by an ASMR video
auditorily by theboxedbug November 10, 2022
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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