Like an epileptic fit but when the music goes too loud or the balloon hits too hard and your ears are ringing mad
naaaaaah quick turn it back down Nathan just had an auditory fit
that guy on white lines that got his eardrums blown out by the big speakers had an auditory fit
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that guy on white lines that got his eardrums blown out by the big speakers had an auditory fit
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by danadonut June 14, 2020
by fucksoid February 18, 2005
by dingurt February 18, 2011
1. (n). An illness that involves a division of abnormal (often autism, AIDS) cells attacking the cerebral cortex and eardrums, due to an abundance of noise (often loud, obnoxious, and of middle/high school students, such as thots and baboons); symptoms include intolerance of loud noises, erratic and odd behavior, depression, and suicidal tendencies. May be countered by running over the source of the noise with a 2003 Honda Civic
Person A: Good lord, that group of middle schoolers are giving me Auditory Cancer
Person B: What do you expect, they're RiceGum fans
Person B: What do you expect, they're RiceGum fans
by Yoshifappe Kylera November 8, 2019
In a threeway scenario when both men are ready to sploosh, release your "secret sauce" into either ear, then have the women(or man) plug there nose and blow it out their ears, for extra fun have a post intercourse yodeling session.
I saw an auditory blowhorn in the subway yesterday, it got all over my antique silverware collection!! RATS!!
by twistedlicorice November 13, 2014
Dudette: Wasn't that CSN concert last night the bomb?
Dude: Yeah, but it took me forever to fall asleep last night!
Dudette: Yeah, me too! My auditory hangover was incredible.
Dude: Yeah, but it took me forever to fall asleep last night!
Dudette: Yeah, me too! My auditory hangover was incredible.
by mellie of the mountain June 25, 2010
Auditory processing disorder is a hearing problem. Kids and adults with this condition can't process what they hear in the same way other people do because their ears and brain don't fully coordinate. An individual with this disorder may experience hearing certain things muffled while other things perfectly fine.
For example, a person with APD is in a restaurant, in the restaurant there's music playing, waiters walking and other people a few tables away talking. Beside the person with APD is their friend talking to them however, the individual with APD can hear that their friend is talking but it's muffled, the individual can hear the people talking, the music and the walking, almost as if those sounds were right next to them. It can be best described as watching tv with the volume turning up and down and off at random times and you can't control it.
Symtoms of APD:
You are easily distracted or unusually bothered by loud or sudden noises.
Noisy environments are upsetting to you.
Your behavior and performance improve in quieter settings.
You have difficulty following directions, whether simple or complicated.
You have reading, spelling, writing, or other speech-language difficulties.
Verbal (word) math problems are difficult.
You're disorganized and forgetful.
Conversations are hard for you to follow.
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For example, a person with APD is in a restaurant, in the restaurant there's music playing, waiters walking and other people a few tables away talking. Beside the person with APD is their friend talking to them however, the individual with APD can hear that their friend is talking but it's muffled, the individual can hear the people talking, the music and the walking, almost as if those sounds were right next to them. It can be best described as watching tv with the volume turning up and down and off at random times and you can't control it.
Symtoms of APD:
You are easily distracted or unusually bothered by loud or sudden noises.
Noisy environments are upsetting to you.
Your behavior and performance improve in quieter settings.
You have difficulty following directions, whether simple or complicated.
You have reading, spelling, writing, or other speech-language difficulties.
Verbal (word) math problems are difficult.
You're disorganized and forgetful.
Conversations are hard for you to follow.
.
by jhasnocookies May 15, 2018