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auditorial 

When someone realizes they can speak quicker than they can type and they post all their thoughts as audio clips. They continue to have strong feelings and argue many sides of popular issues, so we refer to the resulting tirades as an auditorial. Audio editorials.
I remember the day the world abandoned Twitter because it slowed them down in re-arranging the world around them, and switched overnight to the auditorial, which has the advantage of virtual reality recreation of actual arguments among famous people for historical purposes.
auditorial by You rReal Name November 28, 2020
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Auditorial Realism

When fake sounds made by a human sound real. Definitely a real word/phrase.
"Damn, that was some serious auditorial realism!"

Auditorium fart 

A fart so big, so long, so great of volume, that it could fill an entire auditorium
Wow, I feel like I’ve deflated and dropped a dress size after that auditorium fart

Nice, mums cooked spag bol, I’ll be having auditorium farts tonight

Auditorium 

Noun; a place where there are no security cameras so sexual pleasures can be performed
Alec and Charlie went to the auditorium and made a mess!
Auditorium by B McD June 2, 2016

Antitorial 

An antonym for tutorial. A demonstration or instruction on how NOT to accomplish/perform a specified task. In other words, giving instruction on how to perform a task the wrong way.
Watch this antitorial of a backflip so you'll know what not to do.
Antitorial by Tenkii February 7, 2009
An article that seems to offer sage advice but is really intended to move product; an advertorial.
This article reads like an aditorial for Acme Industries.
aditorial by bkm September 4, 2006

auditorily

when a sound is so far on the spectrum of good to bad that you need an adverb version of “auditory”
“I was just auditorily assaulted by an ASMR video
auditorily by theboxedbug November 10, 2022