by nexus778545 December 31, 2013
A person who works upwards of 80 hours a week , travels constantly, and drinks excessively. Probably works for EY, PWC, Deloitte, or KPMG. Charges clients between $250 and $1100 an hour to perform work that could be done by a team of trained monkey's. Auditors generally have no social life as all their spare time is taken up by work related events. Most external auditors leave their firms within 5 years to take up middle-upper management postitions in order to spend time with the family that they forgot they had. Those who are left behind eventually become partners and sit in their offices all day counting their money, stained with the blood and sweat of 25 year old college grads.
I basically just gave up on life so i could become an auditor earn lots of money and never spend it.
by Arthur Andersson June 30, 2008
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by Meleemaster123 April 25, 2019
After the market crashed and we filed for bankruptcy, a team of auditors descended to pick the flesh from our broken bones.
by Harbinger of Defenestration July 13, 2009
Whiny individual that is upset with themselves for the career path they've choosen. Often breaks down in tears because the whole world is against them. Rarely do they have a spine. Can generally be placated with a lousy salary and a gift certificate for $10 at Starbucks.
I went to school for a total of 20 years to become an auditor. My parents are so proud of me, but I think I'm developing an ulcer and anticipate having a heart attack so I can take a vacation
by shawn69 June 25, 2006