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Attack Attack 

An electronic queercore band originating from Columbus Ohio. Comprised of Nick Barnham (the fat coke addict), Johnny Franck (the meth dealer), Andrew Whiting (the guy who gave AIDS to everyone), John Holgado (the critical Asian), Caleb Shomo (the giant douche), and Andrew Wetzel (the guy no one cares about). They were actually a pretty good band until they turned into giant cock suckers andsold out all the true fans.

Known for stealing other bands equipment early in their career, and being banned from several events and venues in the process, Attack Attack wouldn't be where they were today if not for their loyal fans in Columbus Ohio (whom they have blown off to live in their moment of spotlight).
Former band member, Austin Carlile (a decent human being) was kicked out of the band because the other members didn't know how to act like true Christians, and forgive someone for their mistakes.

Generally, Attack Attack is a poser scene band that creates millions of 13 year old fat scene girls wearing pants that show off all their fat, and pigsluts.

They have betrayed themselves as "Christians" and, most importantly, betrayed their fans. Anyone that actually likes Attack Attack doesn't know ANYTHING about them, and lives in Texas, California, or some other state FAR FAR away from Ohio.
"Hey are you going to see Attack Attack! tonight? Because their SUPER AMAZING AWESOME zsdfhsrftuhdrgn!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Go suck a fuck and play in the street."
Attack Attack by youqueerbro? May 31, 2009
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Attack Attack! 

Sex to thee ears. Otherwise known as, Crabcore.

The killer sound of Caleb Shomo's screams/keyboarding mixed with Andew Wetzel's drumming, Andrew Whiting's guitar, John Holgado's baddass bass & of course Johnny Franck's amazing vocals. These guys were founded in Westerville, Ohio around 2005. They had about 3 or so member changes throughout; including Austin Carlile(was in Of Mice & Men), Nick Barham & Nick White.

As of now, 2010. Attack Attack! has just released their NEW self-titled album. Everyone must listen to at least one of their songs. They get allot of rude comments. People need to get how young most of them are, around the ages of barely 17 to 21. They work hard & aren't like allot of band jerks out there. They take time to actually talk to their fans & are extremely nice about it.
"Dude, have you heard Attack Attack!'s new album?!"

"Nah, I don't do Crabcore."

"NOOO man, it's heeelllllaa dannk!"

*listens to Sexual Man Chocolate- Attack Attack!*

"FUCKYES MAN! this is amazing."

"What did I tell you dude?! Instant eargasm."

*both mosh happily to Attack Attack!* :D
Attack Attack! by sampelayo August 7, 2010

Attack Attack! 

Attack Attack!

An electronic queercore band originating from Columbus Ohio. Comprised of Nick Barnham (the fat coke addict), Johnny Franck (the meth dealer), Andrew Whiting (the guy who gave AIDS to everyone), John Holgado (the critical Asian), Caleb Shomo (the giant douche), and Andrew Wetzel (the guy no one cares about). They were actually a pretty good band until they turned into giant cock suckers andsold out all the true fans.

Known for stealing other bands equipment early in their career, and being banned from several events and venues in the process, Attack Attack wouldn't be where they were today if not for their loyal fans in Columbus Ohio (whom they have blown off to live in their moment of spotlight).
Former band member, Austin Carlile (a decent human being) was kicked out of the band because the other members didn't know how to act like true Christians, and forgive someone for their mistakes.

Generally, Attack Attack is a poser scene band that creates millions of 13 year old fat scene girls wearing pants that show off all their fat, and pigsluts.

They have betrayed themselves as "Christians" and, most importantly, betrayed their fans. Anyone that actually likes Attack Attack doesn't know ANYTHING about them, and lives in Texas, California, or some other state FAR FAR away from Ohio.
"Hey are you going to see Attack Attack! tonight? Because their SUPER AMAZING AWESOME zsdfhsrftuhdrgn!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Go suck a fuck and play in the street."

Attack Attack! 

The musical equivalent of being forced to masturbate to Goatse, Tubgirl, Lemonparty, and the Pain Series all at once. Basically, one of the most unpleasant things ever.
If someone ever actually recommended Attack Attack! to me, I would fucking kill them on the spot. No joke.

Attack Attack! 

A band that is OKAY. I've no real comments on them, and thus give a neutral definition to them. Unlike the two haters before me.
Attack Attack! huh?... Meh, maybe Suicide Silence is playing on the other side at Warped Tour...
Attack Attack! by Dusty-kun July 20, 2010

Attack Attack! 

The most hated and the most beloved electronicore band in the Midwest. Infamously known for their 2008-2009 song "Stick Stickly" (not to be confused with the Nick in the Afternoon character of the same name), they popularized crabcore, but they didn't create it.
And to let you know, they're back. With heavier music.
Attack Attack! underwent many lineup changes, but they most notably had Austin Carlile (unclean vocals), Andrew Whiting (lead guitar), Johnny Franck (rhythm guitar and clean vocals), John Holgado (bass), Caleb Shomo (keyboards & backing vocals), and Andrew Wetzel (drums).
Attack Attack! by 7568ino November 12, 2023

Aim attack (smiley attack) 

When one or more people instant message someone, and bombard them with a frenzy of smiley faces.
Happydudezzz (1:54:29 PM): hello
so yea im ryan (1:54:18 PM): hey
Happydudezzz (1:54:36 PM): (large sum of smileys)
so yea im ryan (1:54:27 PM): wtf
Happydudezzz (1:54:43 PM): (more smileys)
Happydudezzz (1:54:47 PM): (even more smileys)
Happydudezzz (1:54:50 PM): (yes...more smileys)
so yea im ryan (1:54:38 PM): what the fuck is all this emotions
Happydudezzz (1:54:59 PM): (a flurry of smileys)
so yea im ryan (1:54:49 PM): ahhhhh.

Aim attack (smiley attack)
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