Atrumption - noun
1 The confident assumption of something with no proof, usually delivered as absolute fact. 'In a classic case of atrumption, he declared Tylenol was behind the rise in autism'
2 The habit of claiming to know more about a subject than anyone else alive. 'Her atrumption peaked when she said she knew more about medicine than doctors, economists and her mum combined'
3 The belief that if you say it loudly enough, reality will bend to your will. 'It was pure atrumption when he insisted windmills cause cancer.
4 When assumption and performance art collide.
'Suggesting he was the healthiest person alive at 78 wasn't medical advice, just good old fashioned atrumption'
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1 The confident assumption of something with no proof, usually delivered as absolute fact. 'In a classic case of atrumption, he declared Tylenol was behind the rise in autism'
2 The habit of claiming to know more about a subject than anyone else alive. 'Her atrumption peaked when she said she knew more about medicine than doctors, economists and her mum combined'
3 The belief that if you say it loudly enough, reality will bend to your will. 'It was pure atrumption when he insisted windmills cause cancer.
4 When assumption and performance art collide.
'Suggesting he was the healthiest person alive at 78 wasn't medical advice, just good old fashioned atrumption'
(Thanks to Anti-Clickbait Society 2.0)
"In a classic case of ATRUMPTION, he declared Tylenol was behind the rise in autism"
"Her ATRUMPTION peaked when she said she knew more about medicine than doctors, economists and her mum combined"
"It was pure ATRUMPTION when he insisted windmills cause cancer."
"Suggesting he was the healthiest person alive at 78 wasn't medical advice, just good old fashioned ATRUMPTION"
"Her ATRUMPTION peaked when she said she knew more about medicine than doctors, economists and her mum combined"
"It was pure ATRUMPTION when he insisted windmills cause cancer."
"Suggesting he was the healthiest person alive at 78 wasn't medical advice, just good old fashioned ATRUMPTION"
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This phrase was inspired by the character Kamina from the anime Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, who has a tendency to conquer insurmountable obstacles by his fiery, manly passion; a force that is approximately equal to the red-hot plasma of a thousand suns molded into the shape of mustangs and panthers.
This phrase was inspired by the character Kamina from the anime Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, who has a tendency to conquer insurmountable obstacles by his fiery, manly passion; a force that is approximately equal to the red-hot plasma of a thousand suns molded into the shape of mustangs and panthers.
Kevin: Look, I know that we only have half a tank of gas and no cash, but it's my dream to finish this cross-country road trip and I know we'll do it somehow!
Me: Considering that we're still in Wyoming, I'd say you're making a dangerous Kamina Assumption.
Me: Considering that we're still in Wyoming, I'd say you're making a dangerous Kamina Assumption.
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