assumptionist 

A person that assumes the wrong thing all the time.

Brian Assumed Rey was sleeping with Janien .That Brian is an assumptionist.

assumptionist by CortezV January 9, 2008

Assumptionist 

Someone who assumes something, even if it is not true. An adjective that replaces assume or assumption. An assumptionist is used as an accusation.Is commonly used with such.

"Your such an assumptionist! Just 'cause I didn't do my homework that doesn't mean i'm lazy."
"What an assumptionist." "Why is she such an assumptionist? Just cause Im friends with him doesnt mean we're together."

Assumptionist by Djazzy April 14, 2008

assumptions 

assuming two people like each other based on their flirtatious encounters.

omg yeahh! ASSUMPTIONSS!

assumptions by lina.twins.eamon.chan.lewis. June 3, 2010

Mighty Assumptions 

Assuming that someone is gay or bi-sexual based on little or no evidence.

Person 1: i bet that guy over there's gay. I just have a feeling for these things.

Person 2: What makes you arrive at these Mighty Assumptions?

Mighty Assumptions by Amelia&Hattie April 17, 2010

assumptions 

the mother of all fuckups.

Dont make assumptions or they will fuck you sideways

assumptions by Serbprince September 22, 2006

Assumptions 

Euclidean reasoning.

Hym "If by 'making assumptions' you mean assuming intuitively appealing axioms and deducing propositions from these, then, yes. And, yes, I have noticed that he has been substantiating these propositions (which is tight). Muh brains is fucking huge dawg. That's where all the pressure comes from. It's just muh big ole grey matter bulging out of my brain cage. Like some too tight jeans trying to contain a fat boner. I going to have to go out and buy a wheelbarrow pretty soon just to carry this motherfucker around."

Assumptions by Hym Iam May 24, 2022

ASSUMPTIONATE 

Giving an assumption about something you do not care about.

Question: Is this person still her?

Answer: I don't know, I would assumptionate that they are.

ASSUMPTIONATE by xXZ-DubXx August 3, 2010