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Atrump

This is when you accidentally clog a toilet. Perhaps you are getting too much paper in your diet.
Man, today I almost took atrump after that Arby's... but dude, it's totally not my fault, it tastes like the wrappers it comes in!
by WokeAndToke February 11, 2022
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Taking a Trump

1. Purposely leaving a massive shit in a public toilet.

2. Creating a mess that someone else will have to clean-up and cause them to wonder how it's existance was possible.
Where's Jerry? Probably taking a trump.
by Puking Pony Party January 11, 2017
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Taking A Trump

When you take a giant dump but it refuses to be flushed until Jan 20th.
My mom just kicked me out of her basement but I'm taking a trump and staying until after New Year.
by Roshambo187 November 26, 2020
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menage-a-Trump

The act of partaking in vigorous sexual acts or coitus between that self-promoting psuedo-billionaire Donald Trump and two other persons (usually someone like one of the Bush twin daughters and myself).

Can also involve his wife Ivana, his bird looking daughter Ivanka etc etc etc.

Note: Due to therapy to combat his balding head, The Donald is impotent and would most likely be the one penetrated or do the penetrating with a 12 inch black latex strap-on.
Kwame: "What did you get up to this weekend?"
Douglas Hardy: "I fucked Donald Trump while his stork-looking daughter Ivanka fucked me with a strap-on."
Kwame: "That be called a menage-a-Trump. Been there - done that. The Donald and myself both nailed Omarosa during the 1st season of The Apprentice."
Douglas Hardy: "menage-a-Trump city!!!"
*Douglas Hardy and Kwame proceed to High Five each other*
by poja August 11, 2004
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Taking a Trump

You'd think he'd be pissed no one voted for him, but, he's taking a Trump and celebrating.
by frishy January 27, 2019
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Taking a Trump

When someone goes into the bathroom and leaves a orange nutty log of poop in the toilet!
Be right back need to take a trump. " I'm taking a trump"
by Bikerider1976 December 29, 2016
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Taking a Trump

I. The relief of taking a really massive shit after being so constipated it feels like it’s been 4 years...
II. A rebirth by taking back power from someone who has abused it.
III. Partisan association with the 2020 presidential election
Citizens living in Urban parts of the US on 11/07/20. “We did it! We just took a fat Trump!”

Taking a Trump
by Kiara.k.Gray November 10, 2020
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