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Alease
A beautiful and aspiring young woman. If you're lucky enough to meet a girl named Alease, especially spelled the way that it is, consider yourself one of the lucky few. Alease is extremely sassy, so much so that when she spits her fire, it can be felt around the world. If she ever gets on your nerves you are quickly reminded of just how special she is to you whether that may from be her sense of humor, her laugh or just the way that she makes you feel when you are around her. Alease is incredibly pretty and has a natural beauty that is more radiant than one-hundred suns though this fails to surmount her inner beauty. She is super funny, extremely smart and like most girls, looking for a good time. She's not dumpy or stupid so tricks that may have worked on other girls will not phase her. She's got a cute smile that masks a fierce personality, so watch out! Alease is a girl that is worth keeping around, even with your other guy friends, as she fits in perfectly with any friend group. Don't take advantage of her because there aren't many in the world like her, so you should cherish her.
Person 1 : " So I met this girl named Alease today!"
Person 2: "Woah, aren't you lucky man, did you get her digits?"
Person 1: " Hell yeah I did, I would have missed out had I not!"
Person 2: " Good, cause had you not, I definitely would have. Consider yourself lucky!"
Person 2: "Woah, aren't you lucky man, did you get her digits?"
Person 1: " Hell yeah I did, I would have missed out had I not!"
Person 2: " Good, cause had you not, I definitely would have. Consider yourself lucky!"
Alease by Baked Brotato June 18, 2015
Related Words
AtEase • Ateaser • at ease your face • At ease, men • Alease • Aleasea • aleasexual • Aleaseya • Altease • artease
A tease
Someone who knows what you want, but gives you only enough to keep you thinking they might give it to you, without fulfilling your desires.
Originally, this was of a sexual nature, usually meaning a woman who dressed provocatively, but then would not go out or have sex with the men she was attracting.
Today, a tease can be anyone who leads others on.
Originally, this was of a sexual nature, usually meaning a woman who dressed provocatively, but then would not go out or have sex with the men she was attracting.
Today, a tease can be anyone who leads others on.
My boss keeps implying that I might get a promotion, but won't say for sure one way or the other. I wish he'd stop being such a tease!
Did you see the latest QuestionableContent comic? Jeph Jacques is drawing out this thing with Claire & Marten just to be a tease!
Don't be a tease, just tell me! Did you buy the latest Mario Kart or not? If you did, I'm coming over to play it right now!
The Supernatural writers are just being a tease. Dean and Cas will never get together.
Did you see the latest QuestionableContent comic? Jeph Jacques is drawing out this thing with Claire & Marten just to be a tease!
Don't be a tease, just tell me! Did you buy the latest Mario Kart or not? If you did, I'm coming over to play it right now!
The Supernatural writers are just being a tease. Dean and Cas will never get together.
A Tease
A person who leads others on. Makes the other person want them, only to walk away/leave them wanting.
You can look but you can't touch.
You can look but you can't touch.
A Tease by EnvyDreamz May 15, 2011
cock-a-tease
a girl who flirts and leads on every guy and cant control herself. May not seem like a bad person, but FLIRTS WITH EVERY SINGLE GUY SHE KNOWS. She will instantly ditch you after a week, the longest, for her next victim. Friends who are girls dont exist, you destroyed them all.
cock-a-tease by room401sisters October 29, 2009
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