moose's definitions

Squidward

a prickly man who lives inside the spit membrane

Hmmm, how about some squidward?

by Moose March 26, 2003

Saints

As in New Orleans Saints,a Natonal Football League team from Louisiana in the NFC. Known for allowing opposing teams to make seemingly impossible comebacks possible, and for just sucking balls year after incredibly sucky year. Often used condescendingly to shame a person or group of people.

Dear God, I've seen better games played by the Saints!

by Moose September 23, 2003

Scrimp

A term used to ask if anyone wants to throw down on your shrimp

HEY WHO'S GOT 8 BUCKS on my MA FUCKIN SCRIMP!

by Moose June 12, 2004

save the world

Euphemism used to describe the act of urination. i.e. To bust a mad piss.

That coffee really ran through me, I need to save the world.

by Moose September 24, 2003

Ateaser

Radiohead obsessed weirdo.

Gee, that henryfish is a real ateaser.

by moose November 22, 2003

sewercide

Releasing a fart so pungent that it usually causes physical harm to those unlucky enough to inhale. So named because it reeks like a sewer.

Fat Eric committed sewercide and farted himself to death.

by Moose May 20, 2004

just good friends

A polite way of saying "I don't want to fuck you."

SHE SAYS: "Oh, Mark and I are just good friends"

SHE MEANS: "I won't touch him - he sickens me"

by Moose July 12, 2004