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Cool,calm and collective at all times. Charming and class A gentleman.
That's such an Altease thing to do
Altease by T3@$y April 4, 2019
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A beautiful and aspiring young woman. If you're lucky enough to meet a girl named Alease, especially spelled the way that it is, consider yourself one of the lucky few. Alease is extremely sassy, so much so that when she spits her fire, it can be felt around the world. If she ever gets on your nerves you are quickly reminded of just how special she is to you whether that may from be her sense of humor, her laugh or just the way that she makes you feel when you are around her. Alease is incredibly pretty and has a natural beauty that is more radiant than one-hundred suns though this fails to surmount her inner beauty. She is super funny, extremely smart and like most girls, looking for a good time. She's not dumpy or stupid so tricks that may have worked on other girls will not phase her. She's got a cute smile that masks a fierce personality, so watch out! Alease is a girl that is worth keeping around, even with your other guy friends, as she fits in perfectly with any friend group. Don't take advantage of her because there aren't many in the world like her, so you should cherish her.
Person 1 : " So I met this girl named Alease today!"
Person 2: "Woah, aren't you lucky man, did you get her digits?"
Person 1: " Hell yeah I did, I would have missed out had I not!"
Person 2: " Good, cause had you not, I definitely would have. Consider yourself lucky!"
Alease by Baked Brotato June 18, 2015
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Gee, that henryfish is a real ateaser.
Ateaser by moose November 22, 2003

Altersexual

Denoting altersex.
Angenital and salmacian are both altersexual identities
Altersexual by kalanimisme November 5, 2018
An artease is a talented artist who constantly downplays her talent to appear of the people.
If Picasso were an artease we might be saying “Pablo who” and never hang half a face in the louvre.
artease by TheZackmancommeth January 7, 2021
Aleasea is a Beautiful person and doesn’t care what anybody else thinks of her she is independent very athletic and is one of the best friend you could ever have she’s also a very good girlfriend and loves her family and friends and is ready to take on this crazy world
Aleasea is a strong preson
Aleasea by Anonymous 112 March 30, 2019
Altesse is the most beautiful person inside and out. Her beauty makes you stop and stare while her smile is ethereal. She is genuine when she interacts with others and is one of the most loyal friends. She has an amazing personality and speaking to her feels timeless. Altesse means highness in french. Having an Altesse in your life is a blessing.
Altesse by Wheresthecoconuts November 24, 2021
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

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fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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