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Assturdbation 

The act of stimulating the anus by excreting feces partially out of one's own ass, then allowing the natural pressure of the anus to suck the feces back into one's own rectum. The process is repeated to one's satisfaction.
Dude1: So I've been trying out assturdbation lately.
Dude2: Oh man, I tried that once, it didn't work for me. Too much leakage.
Dude1: Yeah man, you've got to change your diet to avoid all types of fiber.
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assturbation 

To pleasure the anal cavity of oneself with the intent of sexual gratification.
I really wanted to go down on her last night, but when I got home she was in the middle of an assturbation session to the new Justin Timberlake video.
assturbation by decamel August 28, 2013

Assturbation 

Masturbation focused on pleasuring the butt, whether it be by massage or insertion.
Wow, this banana is frozen rock solid. I'm gonna have a good assturbation session tonight!

assturbation 

Masturbation restricted to the ass region. Usually performed by placing dildos, buttplugs, fingers, toothbrushes, or whatever else may be handy into the anal cavity. Lube is optional but highly recommended.
Suzy had never considered assturbation until she overheard Julie talking to Maria about shoving a 9 inch vibrator up her ass while fantasizing about Tom (Suzys dad).
assturbation by mindrape November 16, 2005

amsturbation 

travelling to amsterdam, hoping to get laid, but unfortunate circumstances forcing you to wank instead.
i hope i won't have to do amsturbation this weekend.

assturbating

The act of anal masturbation using either a finger or another tool.
Alyssa was assturbating during English class today.
assturbating by UDadder194 November 25, 2009

Assterbation 

The shameful process of grinding one's "derriere" into the groin area of their dance partner.
Mrs. Rode told us that if she sees any assterbation at the Christmas Dance, she's putting on her coat and leaving.
Assterbation by ChrissyFanB1 December 4, 2009
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026
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