Asstronut

Someone who really enjoys all the different forms of anal sex.

I had to go see a proctologist. He put his finger up my ass. I thought, "Man he has a big finger!" Then I realized that both his hands were on my hips. What an Asstronut!

by Dick Brown December 9, 2006

Astronaut's Prayer

First uttered by the first American in space: Alan B. Shepard.

Although it can vary from person to person, it goes something along the lines of:

"Dear God, Please don't let me fuck up"

"The final exam is about to start! Better recite the astronaut's prayer one last time."

by Skiparay December 17, 2009

Ancient Astronaut Theorists

A drinking game: On the show Acient Aliens, you drink every time the narrator says "ancient astronaut theorists". If the "ancient astronaut theorist" is from DeVry University, you drink twice.

Narrator: "Ancient astronaut theorists believe that...
Host: "Drink!"

Narrator: "In 10 years, ancient astronaut theorists from DeVry University will have achieved..."
Host: "Drink twice!"

by C17H21NO October 7, 2013

Astronaut game

1. among us

Astronaut game

by bruhthisismyhandle August 16, 2021

Asstronomer

A person who gazes at the female ass and who observes with detail how the ass moves when walking. An asstronomer also tracks the tail as it passes by.

Matty had to study Uranus before he was considered to be an asstronomer.

by smatty21 March 30, 2010

sad astronaut

When youre on a misson to drive somewhere and cant stop for a toilet break, so wear a nappy/ diaper and just keep on truckin

I wasnt going to miss nickelbacks last tour across the country so i pulled the old sad astronaut and watched the miles slip away

by GoGoGadgetArms November 23, 2017

Asstronomical

A Gluteus Maximus Size that extends beyond normal scales of measurement into another dimension.

Guy 1: Did you see that ass? She has had like no waist but a 4XL booty.
Guy 2: Yo man that was Asstronomical!

by Lil Woody January 26, 2015