A gay loser that has absolutely no friends and gets off by playing DDR every waking moment. Boy what a piece of shit...
Siples: Hey there, wanna play some DDR or maybe i can just suck you off.
Me: No thanks i'm not an astronut.
Me: No thanks i'm not an astronut.
by Nate Naval May 02, 2005
Get the astronutmug. having no life and getting no pussy
by Colin Beckley April 24, 2005
Get the astronutmug. by Todos Valen Verga May 24, 2011
Get the Astronutmug. by NiggerBob aka bob August 03, 2019
Get the Astronutmug. 
Get the Astronutmug. the act of, pertaining to, or characteristic of a person who is mentally deranged; not sane; not of sound mind.
A person that either temporarily or completely turns to utterly senseless behavior, such as an adult dressing in diapers and driving non-stop more than 900 miles to attack a lover's companion who was a victim of an imaginary love triangle.
A person that either temporarily or completely turns to utterly senseless behavior, such as an adult dressing in diapers and driving non-stop more than 900 miles to attack a lover's companion who was a victim of an imaginary love triangle.
Wow Scotty, when that lady talking on her cell phone and swerving all over the road cut Kenny off, he went absolutely astronuts! He followed her to the next town(disregarding the fact that he had to be at work), jumped out of his car, slammed his door and went off on a raging rant on her.
by Chris-T March 09, 2007
Get the astronutsmug.