astronut

A gay loser that has absolutely no friends and gets off by playing DDR every waking moment. Boy what a piece of shit...
Siples: Hey there, wanna play some DDR or maybe i can just suck you off.
Me: No thanks i'm not an astronut.
by Nate Naval May 02, 2005
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wow this is good hentai i just astronutted in space
by voidack July 05, 2021
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Siples: Hey im having a lan party tonight, wanna come?
Me: Fuck no, i fucking hate you
by Colin Beckley April 24, 2005
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Jesus: "Yes! I received my SkyQuest XX14g GoTo Truss Tube Dobsonian Telescope!"
Daniel: "Astronut!"
by Todos Valen Verga May 24, 2011
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Astronut is an astronaut who nuts on space aliens.
Did you see that Astronut? It flooded the galaxy
by NiggerBob aka bob August 03, 2019
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IM GONNA ASTRONUT!!!!!
by Olem October 05, 2018
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the act of, pertaining to, or characteristic of a person who is mentally deranged; not sane; not of sound mind.
A person that either temporarily or completely turns to utterly senseless behavior, such as an adult dressing in diapers and driving non-stop more than 900 miles to attack a lover's companion who was a victim of an imaginary love triangle.
Wow Scotty, when that lady talking on her cell phone and swerving all over the road cut Kenny off, he went absolutely astronuts! He followed her to the next town(disregarding the fact that he had to be at work), jumped out of his car, slammed his door and went off on a raging rant on her.
by Chris-T March 09, 2007
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