astronaut

One who insists on driving despite being too high to walk.

"Dominick says he can drive to McDonald's, but I just saw that astronaut motherfucka take a BIG-ASS bing hit!"

by Darryl X. July 8, 2003

Astronaut

To be an astronaut is to be very very high on cannabis.

Ha! look at that astronaut!

by jimbobsy macgregor March 3, 2011

astronaut

Someone who is amazing in bed (sex).

God, that man is an astronaut!

by Jaline January 28, 2005

Astronaut

Cosmic cock blockery abound, these space exploring bastards are known for ruining any chance you have of looking cool at a "Roll Party" (A social gathering in which Ecstasy is consumed)

"Who the fuck invited that Astronaut? What the fuck part of NO FUCKING ASTRONAUTS didn't you understand Todd?!"

by Adrian Tsubota January 10, 2009

Astronaut

The key word in his nickname is "Astronaut"/ "Baby Astronaut" or "AstronautKid" ChicagoKid is well-known for expressing his Drug use through his music with Xanax,Percocets, Ecstacy, and Also Lean and Weed. He earned the Nickname From How Intensely High He Gets That he feels like he's "out of this world".

Yo I'm trying to get high as Astronaut, but I'm scared i might get too high and overdose.

by ChicagoKid's Nickname July 23, 2023

Astronaut

Among the common definitions, one who partakes of DXM (the cough-suppressant found in Robitussin and knockoffs) often. A reference to the phrase 'Going to the Moon'

God, he doesnt drink or smoke, but with all the tussin he gulps he's a regular astronaut.

by Dr. Rick February 4, 2009

Astronaut

A common misspelling of the word assornuts.

I love my astronaut .

by Fortnitebitch January 10, 2019