Asstrix

The 1960s French comic that you DIDN'T hear about.

'Asstrix' is the story of a Gaulish pornstar that shagged her way through every Roman Legion that Rome sent her way.

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish August 19, 2009

The Asstric Bypass

The rapid thrusting of a penis through the buttcrack while avoiding penetration; like a hotdog sliding in and out of a bun. See also Appalachian Mundungus

The Asstric Bypass is a good compromise because I love the booty, but she doesn't want to do anal.

by Thomas Frick March 26, 2008

asstrickery

(n) Feats of non-intuitive acumen; the use of non-obvious approaches to problems that are figuratively pulled from the ass of the person who conceives them.

His clever use of the Separating Hyperplane Theorem to derive the boundary of a convex set was quite a piece of asstrickery. We never would have thought to use that ourselves.

by asstrickster December 9, 2008

asstrax

What your wife hates to find on your underwear on laundry day.

Mildred had to soak the whites in bleach for two days just to get out those nasty asstrax on Wilbur's jockeys.

by Russ W. August 22, 2007

Astrix

Possibly a mis-spelling of Asterix, however it is also the stage name of Avi Shmailov - an Israeli Psytrance artist who reached #18 on the DJ mag "Top 100 DJs" in 2007. He is one of the top Israeli trance artists out there, and his badass music gets any dance floor crowded within seconds.

Adam: Phil, what are you listening to?
Phil: Astrix, it's awesome!

by matrixbadger February 21, 2009

asstributes

certain attributes of the ass. mostly to define the female ass.

"that girl has some amazing asstributes!"

"she has bubbly asstributes"

by Chris Wronski April 5, 2006

asstritch

an arrogant person whose pompous ignorance is so exctreme that faced with a real life situation the only thing the know how to do is to submerge their head into their own ass much like an ostrich in a hole

Clinton is an asstritch

by Patrick..... August 24, 2010