Assterixis

Assterixis is lack of ass in a man's life. It's when a guy isn't getting anything and it is deadly. The only cure is 🍑

He has been suffering from assterixis for the last two years

by Oxbridge October 8, 2016

assthritis

any aching feeling in your gluteal muscles. It can be caused by either overexertion or lack of activity. Some common causes of assthritis include office jobs, long trips by plane or car, and lower body exercises.

I got assthritis from that five hour flight.
The squats I've been doing have given me some major assthritis.

by markgivesgoodface June 5, 2010

Assceritis

When you take a big shit and asshole starts to hurt.

Man 1: "I took a big shit yesterday and got assceritis!"
Man 2: "Wow man, that sucks."

by Chibi-Jessie August 29, 2014