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Assticles 

Otherwise known as the taint or the chode, assticles typically occur in men of advanced age. After gravity has taken its toll on the scrotum, the advanced stretching begins to affect the anus. Eventually they become one.
Harold was in the bathroom the other day battling with some troubling constipation. To his surprise his scrotum lapped delicately at the water. He called to his wife. "Gertrude!"

"What is it Harold" she replied.
"Get in here and tell me why my balls are in the water" he gasped.
"OMG Harold!" she exclaimed. "You have assticles you filthy old fucker!"
Assticles by *samIam* February 19, 2010

asstrickery 

(n) Feats of non-intuitive acumen; the use of non-obvious approaches to problems that are figuratively pulled from the ass of the person who conceives them.
His clever use of the Separating Hyperplane Theorem to derive the boundary of a convex set was quite a piece of asstrickery. We never would have thought to use that ourselves.
asstrickery by asstrickster December 9, 2008

asspickle 

as a noun: one who dwells in an anus, hence, is pickled in ass.

as a verb: (to asspickle/ asspickling): sticking things up one's ass.

Just another name I like to call one of my best friends.
Jaycee is a douchetastic asspickle.
asspickle by artpsychopedia December 9, 2008

asscricket 

A person who unrightfully TRIES to take the place of another, but is much too quiet and ridiculous , and thus cannot do it. This person is very annoying because they always seem to be around, but no one ever knows anything about them, because they are too quiet.

see supplanter
Here comes Ashley, she's such an asscricket.

asspickle 

Just another name for a turd.
ass pickle, bum cigar
asspickle by Mr. Bubblehead March 22, 2005

Assticle 

When a guys testicles are really close to his asshole rather than his dick, this is called assticles.

Basically just the words Ass and Testicle put together.
Friend 1: Oh My God!!! Last night I took a huuuuge dump and I looked and I shit all over my ballz because they are so close to my asshole!

Friend 2: Ewwww dude thats just nasty I think you have Assticles!

Friend 3: OMG!!! EVERYBODY HE HAS ASSTICLES!!!!!!!!!

Everybody: OMG GROSSSSSSS... you should get that checked out...
Assticle by MwahahahahahaHAhahah April 27, 2009
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026

Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
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