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astersex is a tiktok user, who has a decently large following. everyone loves them and wants to have sex with him.

Have you heard of astersex??
Yeah I'm his biggest fan!!

astersex by npepta May 20, 2021

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astersex

astersex is a tiktok user that is very sexy. but youre not allowed to think that because he belongs to owen fyi!!
i dont have tiktok so idk how much followers they have but its probably a good amount.
they come from their moms womb, and they have a cat named may.
he has had to deal with his friend npepta pissing themself like a lot its probably very draining lmao

billy: "i think astersex is soo hot!"
jimbo: "yeah i know right?!?! they have so many followers."
owen walks in
"stfu you virgins"

astersex by skidmark420 May 24, 2021

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Related Words

astersex • Ashersexual • Aftersex • aftersex farts • aftersex-itis • Altersexual • asersexual • Asterexual • after sex phone call • After sex grumpy

Ashersexual

Being only attracted to Asher Khan and nothing/nobody else

I think I'm turning ashersexual after seeing that football form

Ashersexual by ChunkySidd November 16, 2019

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aftersex farts

When the sex is so good that you fart really loud after.... and no it's not a queef.

My girlfriend and I had such good sex that my aftersex farts were heard by the neighbors.

aftersex farts by 2hot4you December 10, 2013

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Altersexual

Denoting altersex.

Angenital and salmacian are both altersexual identities

Altersexual by kalanimisme November 5, 2018

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aftersex-itis

That great feeling you get after sex. Some of the cures include: cold pizza, a nice glass of water, and of course, cuddling.

Cindy: "Hey, wanna go out and see a movie?"
Jill: "No thanks, I just got back from my boyfriend's house, and I have major aftersex-itis. Frankly, I don't want to move."

aftersex-itis by Pelican Paulie May 2, 2007

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Ashersexual

Ashersexuality: When one is only attracted to Asher Khan

OMG AFTER SEEING THAT FOOTBALL FORM IM TURNING ASHERSEXUAL

Ashersexual by ChunkySidd November 16, 2019

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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