Assmac

When your mac'n'cheese ain't cheesey enough.

"Bruh this is some assmac"

by brooklyn5502 February 27, 2015

Assjacked

Getting assjacked is all about being screwed over or taken advantage of. You either get jacked, or you've jacked someone else!

Promised a promotion at work, instead I got assjacked and they gave it to someone else!

Every time I fuel up, I'm being assjacked at the pump!

by donkeyrules October 3, 2014

rantaro assmami

Mr Rantaro Assmami is a danganronpa character with the most exquisite and outstanding ass. His ass is absolutely gigantic, and no one, and I mean ABSOLUTELY NO ONE can defeat him. He is THE thiccest of THICC, and NOBODY can rebuke that statement, yuhh fam !!!!

Holy fucking shit bro !!! Its the super highschool level thicc dude, Rantaro Assmami !!!!!!! yuh !!!!

by rantaro assmami January 22, 2021

Assaccino

n. A hot frothy form of Diarrhea resembling cappuccino

After a long night of drinking and a 2am super beef, his colon exploded with Assaccino

by Techmasterflash May 29, 2007

Assface Syndrome

(Noun): An Irreversible affliction in which the person(s) constantly pretend to be completely fine with a person/situation, but are going through the motions while being an extreme hater without revealing it. See: Bun boy and Coward.

Caligulis Abnormis: Where hast my ceremonial Butt plug gotten to, Tristan?

Tristan Longpeath: Find it yourself, i'm not your slave.

Caligulis Abnormis: Fine. (While walking away, says): Dickhead.

Tristan Longpeath: Seems you have a terminal case of Assface Syndrome.

by High Hiter October 6, 2018

assface magee

Assface magee is the plan Z of your comebacks after you used every word in the dictionary to insult someone.

Bob: screw you and your faggoty mother.
Larry: oh yeah? fuck you assface magee.

by Mr.Noose October 21, 2013

sucks to your assmar

A phrase uttered to an inferior ally, just before you switch teams/abandon them. Originally from "Lord of the Flies" in reference to the fat kid piggy, and his asthma, which was always slowing him down.

Jim:"I don't think I can make it George, you'll have to carry me to safety"
George:"Sucks to your assmar. You're on your own!"

by spacecowboy November 18, 2003