assmachine

someone programme solely for the love of the ass

dude, check out carl the fucking assmachine!

by assmachine July 15, 2003

ATmachine

A girl who absolutely loves to suck cock - but only after said cock has been tickling her lower-intestine for an extended period of time. This girl will seamlessly transition your poundings between her colon and her throat, with tireless fervor. Almost like a machine. She will either by naive-complacency or indulgent-voracity - swallow any accumulated fecal matter.

She will have no remorse for her repulsive tendencies - for ATmachines have no conscience, and most likely no soul.

Unbelievable. Last night while me and Jane we're doing a little colon-exploration, she would dismount my cock every few minutes - and suck it completely clean. I've never witnessed such uninhibited mechanical-execution before. She was so natural and non-nonchalant, this girl must be some kind of machine. An ATmachine.

by Charles Forester June 22, 2009

Ass Machine Gun

A bombardment of explosive farts and shit-projectiles that shoot out of the anus at rapid speeds so fast that if you try to use toilet paper, it will shoot right through it leaving holes with brown rings around it.

-usualy sounds like: "KAck Kack Kack Kack kersplash Kack Kack kack Kack kack"

I was sitting on the toilet and started to freak out as my Ass Machine Gun started annihilating my toilet bowl with the most potent Highpowered shit ive ever smelt in my life.

by JoeyToesy July 25, 2008

assachingness

The quality of being a pain in the ass- literally.

Behold, such seats of assachingness as we find in this humble venue.

by jimbosaurus May 27, 2009

amdmachine

A person who is obsessive about computers.

Your a amdmachine.

Your going to turn into a amdmachine.

by Anonymous August 26, 2003

THIS AIN'T NO BEER BELLY; THIS IS A FUEL TANK FOR A WHOOP-ASS MACHINE THAT'S ABOUT READY TO OPEN UP A CAN ON YOUR ASS!

what you say to somebody who makes fun of your gut, or says you've got quite the beer belly.

by weave September 7, 2003

ass machine

1. a person who doesnt shut up and is being such an ass that he or she him or herself has to be spewing out soo much ass or bullshit that they are a machine.

" god damn john is such an ass machine talking toilet mouth about that hoodrat whore whittnie"

by bryan... July 14, 2006