assmachine
assmachine by assmachine July 15, 2003
Words you can keep
ATmachine
A girl who absolutely loves to suck cock - but only after said cock has been tickling her lower-intestine for an extended period of time. This girl will seamlessly transition your poundings between her colon and her throat, with tireless fervor. Almost like a machine. She will either by naive-complacency or indulgent-voracity - swallow any accumulated fecal matter.
She will have no remorse for her repulsive tendencies - for ATmachines have no conscience, and most likely no soul.
She will have no remorse for her repulsive tendencies - for ATmachines have no conscience, and most likely no soul.
Unbelievable. Last night while me and Jane we're doing a little colon-exploration, she would dismount my cock every few minutes - and suck it completely clean. I've never witnessed such uninhibited mechanical-execution before. She was so natural and non-nonchalant, this girl must be some kind of machine. An ATmachine.
ATmachine by Charles Forester June 22, 2009
Ass Machine Gun
A bombardment of explosive farts and shit-projectiles that shoot out of the anus at rapid speeds so fast that if you try to use toilet paper, it will shoot right through it leaving holes with brown rings around it.
-usualy sounds like: "KAck Kack Kack Kack kersplash Kack Kack kack Kack kack"
-usualy sounds like: "KAck Kack Kack Kack kersplash Kack Kack kack Kack kack"
I was sitting on the toilet and started to freak out as my Ass Machine Gun started annihilating my toilet bowl with the most potent Highpowered shit ive ever smelt in my life.
Ass Machine Gun by JoeyToesy July 25, 2008
assachingness
assachingness by jimbosaurus May 27, 2009
amdmachine
amdmachine by Anonymous August 26, 2003
THIS AIN'T NO BEER BELLY; THIS IS A FUEL TANK FOR A WHOOP-ASS MACHINE THAT'S ABOUT READY TO OPEN UP A CAN ON YOUR ASS!
ass machine
1. a person who doesnt shut up and is being such an ass that he or she him or herself has to be spewing out soo much ass or bullshit that they are a machine.
ass machine by bryan... July 14, 2006
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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