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A bombardment of explosive farts and shit-projectiles that shoot out of the anus at rapid speeds so fast that if you try to use toilet paper, it will shoot right through it leaving holes with brown rings around it.

-usualy sounds like: "KAck Kack Kack Kack kersplash Kack Kack kack Kack kack"
I was sitting on the toilet and started to freak out as my Ass Machine Gun started annihilating my toilet bowl with the most potent Highpowered shit ive ever smelt in my life.
by JoeyToesy April 12, 2006
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