Asslofter

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When feeling a stomach ache brewing , you sit on the toilet and expext a lovely dump. But for some reason between the areas of your groyn and asswhole you feel a horrible pain. you squeeze to drop the bomb but its stuck there like a piece log of wood. you squeeze and squeeze but the more you do it the more it hurts and cuts your asswhole.

James - Why were you screaming in the toilet earlier on ?

Willis - İ had a asslofter

Asslofter by CheapFiction June 11, 2010

Words you can keep

Asslifter

Noun: One who hoists his/her backside in the air while he/she prays (e.g. Muslims at the mosque).

Noun: Asslifter, Asslifters

Adjective: Asslifting (e.g. "Asslifting Sheikhs")

Asslifter by N. Abel March 23, 2013

Related Words

Asslofter • Asslifter • Asscopter • asslantern • Assfter taste • assloser • asslover27 • assluster • asslusterous • assoteric

asslantern

One who believes that the light of the world is in their ass.

DDR has gone to Casey's head. He's such an asslantern!

asslantern by Sephiroth April 9, 2003

assluster

Someone acting lackluster however in an assy sort of way.

biotch dumbass

You stupid-ass assluster

assluster by Beerinder May 16, 2004

assoteric

An obscure and specialized knowledge that is also sophmoric in nature.

His knowledge of cheesy movie lines was assoteric.

assoteric by Leigh Lambert April 7, 2005

asslover27

asslover27 loves ass, anyone can be asslover27.

hey is that asslover27?

asslover27 by moneyandasslover27 January 9, 2023

hit the shit on that asscopter

get that fucker GOIN' right quick fer ya

the boy: dad i whipped the butter on medium
me: only on the medium there boy?? hit the shit on that asscopter!!

hit the shit on that asscopter by pinkgummi May 12, 2018

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026