Asslifter 

Noun: One who hoists his/her backside in the air while he/she prays (e.g. Muslims at the mosque).

Noun: Asslifter, Asslifters

Adjective: Asslifting (e.g. "Asslifting Sheikhs")

Asslifter by N. Abel March 23, 2013

asslicker 

1. an admirer of someone in a (more) powerful position.

2. an extreme supporter who gives attention and affection to a person who is already on a pedestal or otherwise popular.

They protest the government when Obama is in office, but when it was Bush in the White House, the Tea Partiers were some of the government's most dedicated asslickers.

asslicker by D.S. Credito March 4, 2015

asslantern 

One who believes that the light of the world is in their ass.

DDR has gone to Casey's head. He's such an asslantern!

asslantern by Sephiroth April 9, 2003

assluster 

Someone acting lackluster however in an assy sort of way.


biotch dumbass

You stupid-ass assluster

assluster by Beerinder May 16, 2004

Asslofter 

When feeling a stomach ache brewing , you sit on the toilet and expext a lovely dump. But for some reason between the areas of your groyn and asswhole you feel a horrible pain. you squeeze to drop the bomb but its stuck there like a piece log of wood. you squeeze and squeeze but the more you do it the more it hurts and cuts your asswhole.

James - Why were you screaming in the toilet earlier on ?

Willis - İ had a asslofter

Asslofter by CheapFiction June 11, 2010

Assifier

A passifier for the ass. Basically used by business executives who really need a passifier, but who also need to carry-on a conversation at the same time.

We were happy to know that Buford was using his Assifier during the meeting.

Assifier by Viking Guy May 16, 2007

asslicker 

Someone who likes to lick peoples assholes during sex or something you call someone

Oh man that guy is a major asslicker

asslicker by odyfart October 9, 2014