Assivitis
Assivitis by Normal norm January 19, 2022
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Activitise
To throw an object at a fat person only because the person is fat. In doing this you encourage them to excercise.
Guy 1: Yo lets go Activitise that rumple plumkin over there, maybe we can help him out.
Guy 2: Fo Sho, i love helping people out; go grab me a brick...
Guy 2: Fo Sho, i love helping people out; go grab me a brick...
Activitise by oBROWNx December 22, 2008
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Assivitis • assinitis • Naked Assiditis • Assitis • Activitise • ankivitis • Askilitis • Assanitis • assininism • Assititus
assritis
Plantar Asciitis
Plantar Asciitis by HooverLiketheDam June 4, 2015
assinitis
a term for someone who has their own head stuck up
their own ass as far as their shoulders.
someone who does very dumb shit and is happy/ when one trades a several hundred dollar tool for a
fifty dollar piece of shit and thinks he got a good deal
their own ass as far as their shoulders.
someone who does very dumb shit and is happy/ when one trades a several hundred dollar tool for a
fifty dollar piece of shit and thinks he got a good deal
Askilitis
An illness (might be terminal) that causes severe nervous breakdowns and brain reactions and is triggered by someone asking nicely or politely for something
Askilitis by Trojanfrickinheart July 8, 2022
Assititus
Undocumented medical condition resulting in chronic foul breath. The stinch resembling that of one who's consumed an extra large shit sandwich. Not to be confused with the garden variety halitosis, assititus has the ability to literally steal your breath away, peel the paint off of walls, and to cling to anyone within talking distance of the sufferer.
Offering a sufferer of assititus a breath mint,Tic-Tac, or gum to subdue the offensive smell is useless, as the result is similar to spraying airfreshner after taking a healthy dump, your left now with the scent of shitty roses or shitty pines...still shitty none the less.
Offering a sufferer of assititus a breath mint,Tic-Tac, or gum to subdue the offensive smell is useless, as the result is similar to spraying airfreshner after taking a healthy dump, your left now with the scent of shitty roses or shitty pines...still shitty none the less.
Assititus by C.A. Stallworth April 24, 2006
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