ankivitis

A condition that involves someone idolizing the ficitional character James Bond.

Addicted to James Bond.

Wow - check it out - that guy has a serious case of ankivitis, he just watched all the Sean Connery James Bond movies back to back.

by James Marshal May 24, 2006

Activitise

To throw an object at a fat person only because the person is fat. In doing this you encourage them to excercise.

Guy 1: Yo lets go Activitise that rumple plumkin over there, maybe we can help him out.

Guy 2: Fo Sho, i love helping people out; go grab me a brick...

by oBROWNx December 22, 2008

Wobbly Ankleitis

A disease where women cannot stand or walk straight with heels on, their ankles are wobbly as they walk or stand.

That girl shouldn't wear heels that high when she got that "wobbly ankleitis"!

by heyyygurrrlheyyy July 29, 2012

Assivitis

Disease that causes inflammation of the ass.

Don’t go bare ass in a hot tub. Might get the Assivitis.

by Normal norm January 19, 2022

Askilitis

An illness (might be terminal) that causes severe nervous breakdowns and brain reactions and is triggered by someone asking nicely or politely for something

Mera couldn't ask for the stickers nicely because of her askilitis

by Trojanfrickinheart July 8, 2022