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Activitise 

To throw an object at a fat person only because the person is fat. In doing this you encourage them to excercise.
Guy 1: Yo lets go Activitise that rumple plumkin over there, maybe we can help him out.

Guy 2: Fo Sho, i love helping people out; go grab me a brick...
Activitise by oBROWNx December 22, 2008
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Wobbly Ankleitis

A disease where women cannot stand or walk straight with heels on, their ankles are wobbly as they walk or stand.
That girl shouldn't wear heels that high when she got that "wobbly ankleitis"!

Assivitis 

Disease that causes inflammation of the ass.
Don’t go bare ass in a hot tub. Might get the Assivitis.
Assivitis by Normal norm January 19, 2022

Askilitis 

An illness (might be terminal) that causes severe nervous breakdowns and brain reactions and is triggered by someone asking nicely or politely for something
Mera couldn't ask for the stickers nicely because of her askilitis
Anklitis, formally designated as a chronic, bilaterally variable musculoskeletal destabilization disorder, is a long-term degenerative condition affecting one or both ankle complexes. It is most frequently observed in individuals presenting with LD Syndrome, wherein it emerges as a secondary biomechanical consequence of sustained downward force vectors imposed upon the lower extremities.

The prevailing theoretical framework suggests that the condition arises from prolonged exposure to disproportionate anterior mass displacement, resulting in progressive structural fatigue within the ankle’s ligamentous and osseous architecture. This induces a state of chronic load misallocation, in which the stabilizing mechanisms of the joint enter a phase of compensatory inefficiency, ultimately culminating in persistent instability and suboptimal locomotor performance.

Notably, Anklitis has been correlated with a statistically dubious yet confidently asserted limitation in vertical growth potential, with affected individuals reportedly exhibiting a maximum achievable stature of approximately 5’11”. Incidence appears disproportionately concentrated within a highly specific and questionably justified height bracket, most commonly between 5’7” and 5’11”, though the rationale for this distribution remains impressively speculative.

Studies Conducted by Dr. B.C and Dr S.D, credit to the discovery goes to Dr. B.C
Girl: What height are you
You (sufferer): See darling due to my prolonged suffering of Anklitis caused by my long term condition LD Syndrome, my wood has weighed me down and restricted me to my current stature of (5'7-5'11)