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Activitise 

To throw an object at a fat person only because the person is fat. In doing this you encourage them to excercise.
Guy 1: Yo lets go Activitise that rumple plumkin over there, maybe we can help him out.

Guy 2: Fo Sho, i love helping people out; go grab me a brick...
Activitise by oBROWNx December 22, 2008
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Wobbly Ankleitis

A disease where women cannot stand or walk straight with heels on, their ankles are wobbly as they walk or stand.
That girl shouldn't wear heels that high when she got that "wobbly ankleitis"!

Assivitis 

Disease that causes inflammation of the ass.
Don’t go bare ass in a hot tub. Might get the Assivitis.
Assivitis by Normal norm January 19, 2022

Askilitis 

An illness (might be terminal) that causes severe nervous breakdowns and brain reactions and is triggered by someone asking nicely or politely for something
Mera couldn't ask for the stickers nicely because of her askilitis
Anklitis, formally designated as a chronic, bilaterally variable musculoskeletal destabilization disorder, is a long-term degenerative condition affecting one or both ankle complexes. It is most frequently observed in individuals presenting with LD Syndrome, wherein it emerges as a secondary biomechanical consequence of sustained downward force vectors imposed upon the lower extremities.

The prevailing theoretical framework suggests that the condition arises from prolonged exposure to disproportionate anterior mass displacement, resulting in progressive structural fatigue within the ankle’s ligamentous and osseous architecture. This induces a state of chronic load misallocation, in which the stabilizing mechanisms of the joint enter a phase of compensatory inefficiency, ultimately culminating in persistent instability and suboptimal locomotor performance.

Notably, Anklitis has been correlated with a statistically dubious yet confidently asserted limitation in vertical growth potential, with affected individuals reportedly exhibiting a maximum achievable stature of approximately 5’11”. Incidence appears disproportionately concentrated within a highly specific and questionably justified height bracket, most commonly between 5’7” and 5’11”, though the rationale for this distribution remains impressively speculative.

Studies Conducted by Dr. B.C and Dr S.D, credit to the discovery goes to Dr. B.C
Girl: What height are you
You (sufferer): See darling due to my prolonged suffering of Anklitis caused by my long term condition LD Syndrome, my wood has weighed me down and restricted me to my current stature of (5'7-5'11)
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
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