Askilitis 

An illness (might be terminal) that causes severe nervous breakdowns and brain reactions and is triggered by someone asking nicely or politely for something

Mera couldn't ask for the stickers nicely because of her askilitis

Askilitis by Trojanfrickinheart July 8, 2022

Plantar Asciitis 

The pain associated by planting one's ass in one place for too long.

"I need to take a break. If I stay at my desk one more minute, I'm gonna get Plantar Asciitis."

Plantar Asciitis by HooverLiketheDam June 4, 2015

Askististics

Your level of ass kising relative to others in your office or workgroup.

With the new boss coming Jon's level of askististics is going to be reset to zero with the new guy, so get ready for some major ass kissing.

Askististics by Brickprick January 18, 2011

Assivitis 

Disease that causes inflammation of the ass.

Don’t go bare ass in a hot tub. Might get the Assivitis.

Assivitis by Normal norm January 19, 2022

skilitist 

A skier who thinks they and their crew are better than you.

Jack: That guy was totally laughing at me when I fell.
Jill: Yeah. The guy thinks he's better than you - he's a skilitist.

skilitist by oneproofwonder March 25, 2008

assinitis 

a term for someone who has their own head stuck up
their own ass as far as their shoulders.

someone who does very dumb shit and is happy/ when one trades a several hundred dollar tool for a

fifty dollar piece of shit and thinks he got a good deal

he has a bad case of assinitis

that guy really has head up his ass

assinitis by fuckdome February 18, 2011

askibiriski 

when a person is stoned this word represents everything he believes (at that point in time)

i want to tell you something...askibiriski :)

askibiriski by Alexandros Gunther Heinz Klosterman Gaitanos September 1, 2003