Askilitis

An illness (might be terminal) that causes severe nervous breakdowns and brain reactions and is triggered by someone asking nicely or politely for something

Mera couldn't ask for the stickers nicely because of her askilitis

by Trojanfrickinheart July 8, 2022

Plantar Asciitis

The pain associated by planting one's ass in one place for too long.

"I need to take a break. If I stay at my desk one more minute, I'm gonna get Plantar Asciitis."

by HooverLiketheDam June 4, 2015

Askististics

Your level of ass kising relative to others in your office or workgroup.

With the new boss coming Jon's level of askististics is going to be reset to zero with the new guy, so get ready for some major ass kissing.

by Brickprick January 18, 2011

Assivitis

Disease that causes inflammation of the ass.

Don’t go bare ass in a hot tub. Might get the Assivitis.

by Normal norm January 19, 2022

skilitist

A skier who thinks they and their crew are better than you.

Jack: That guy was totally laughing at me when I fell.
Jill: Yeah. The guy thinks he's better than you - he's a skilitist.

by oneproofwonder March 25, 2008

assinitis

a term for someone who has their own head stuck up
their own ass as far as their shoulders.

someone who does very dumb shit and is happy/ when one trades a several hundred dollar tool for a

fifty dollar piece of shit and thinks he got a good deal

he has a bad case of assinitis

that guy really has head up his ass

by fuckdome February 18, 2011

askibiriski

when a person is stoned this word represents everything he believes (at that point in time)

i want to tell you something...askibiriski :)

by Alexandros Gunther Heinz Klosterman Gaitanos September 1, 2003