Asshame

To be ashamed of your ass.

"Man, I'm really asshamed, this mule just won't cut it."

by CrispyMiner September 27, 2020

asshaberdasher

A true buttsnoipe who leads a number of surrounding individuals into total asshaberdashery.

{At a large house party}

Mike: See that asshaberdasher over there?
Linda: Yeah, he's goading the crowd into total and complete asshattery! What a fucking buttsnoipe!!!

by Telephony November 27, 2011

asshamster

a lazy/underperforming employee who tries to make himself seem better by following/associating with higher ranked employees

bob is an asshamster

by lemonlaw95 November 5, 2008

Asshatery

The state or condition of being an asshat. Having the collective qualitites or characters of an asshat.

"His antics were a perfect example of asshatery"

by Jeff G. September 17, 2004

asshamster

In corporate parlance, a lackey or subservient employee who attempts to ingratiate himself with his superiors; a toadie.

John follows the Boss around constantly; he's a major asshamster.

by spacegoblyn October 15, 2003

ashamed

How you feel after you masturbate.

"You should be ashamed of yourself, young man!"-Your mom

by cccccombobreaker June 10, 2013

asshamper

a derogatory word meant to highlight the fact that you smell as bad as humanly possible

your a walking asshamper

by clarky17 July 15, 2010