Asshammer 

{1} person who gives anal sex(2) person who hammers asses, with a hammer

Jim is such an asshammer.

Asshammer by keith June 2, 2003

Asshammer 

Someone male that gives an asspounding buttpirate shrimping

like Lance Bass or matt or ass pounding with another guy
"The fool bent over in prison and got an asshammering hell never forget"

Asshammer by bojanggles October 22, 2006

asshammer 

verb: The act of hitting a woman in the anus with a ball pin hammer, so as to tighten it to the point of puckering, prior to inserting your penis into said anus.

noun: A ball pin hammer used to preform the aforementioned act.

Katie and I got back from our date last night and were feeling rather frisky. So, I pulled up her dress and pulled down her undergarments and picked up my asshammer off the nightstand. With one mighty swing, one powerful thrust, and 3 pints of blood later, Katie had been asshammered.

asshammer by Jack the Hammer June 11, 2009

asshammer 

The act of farting in your partners mouth while you are receiving a rim job....AsShAmMeR

she was eating my ass and I gave her an asshammer, right in her mouth haha

asshammer by Daddi knows July 4, 2014

asshattery 

1. Acts committed by an asshat or asshats. 2. Engagement in an activity normally reserved for asshats.

I demand that all of you stop this asshattery at once!

asshattery by BlastMaster May 16, 2003

asshattery 

doing, saying, or participating in anything that makes oneself and asshat

derived from 'asshat' (a person who has their head so far up their OWN ass that they are wearing their ass as a hat)

synonyms include: shenanigans, hoop lah, tom foolery and the like.

Guy 1: We've got enough booze to get through at least the first 3 weeks of the semester!

Guy 2: Let the asshattery begin!

asshattery by mrshert September 8, 2011

asshaberdasher 

A true buttsnoipe who leads a number of surrounding individuals into total asshaberdashery.

{At a large house party}

Mike: See that asshaberdasher over there?
Linda: Yeah, he's goading the crowd into total and complete asshattery! What a fucking buttsnoipe!!!

asshaberdasher by Telephony November 27, 2011