Assfend 

Odoriferous, offensive and generally unclean state of ones ass, due to having broken the sphincter seal by having a bowel movement AFTER showering, and, not re-showering, or at least washing said offensive anus with a moist towelette as a courtesy to the rest of the population.

You NEVER poop AFTER a shower. ALWAYS BEFORE, or you break the seal and, therefore, are no longer fresh as a Summers Eve and might as well re-shower or walk around the rest of the day wondering just how many people you've assfended.

Assfend by seebeew April 14, 2010

assgenda

When someone has an agenda to be an ass, or asshole. Said person will enter a situation with the intention of being an ass...or dick...or douche...or tool.

"Everyone has an agenda. Usually an ass agenda. That's what we like to call an assgenda."

"'What's the deal with Bill tonight? He's a being a real ass.'
'Oh, Bill has an assgenda.'
'Ohhhhh....'"

assgenda by Sam Aguirre May 21, 2008

Assbend

Husband but a more fun and descriptive version of it

He’s my assbend

Your assbend

Her assbend

Assbend by Dua Tayyab March 18, 2021

Assfand

A person that always seems like to farm out of context but really trying to say what he thinking.

Assfand : AYAYA UwU
Assfand: !vanish
Assfand :????????

Assfand by VybeWolf May 21, 2021

assfensive

Something so brutally offensive that, when uttered, the asses of everyone within a 10-foot radius shall implode.

Jason: What a cunt weasel.
Mike: Dude! My ass... it imploded!
Jason: My bad, bro. How assfensive of me!

assfensive by WantsToEatOutSaraChong March 29, 2017

asscend 

When one is so obsessed with the topic of ascension that they just end up looking and acting like a complete ass, usually by bragging about it, denying their inflated ego ignoring that their “spiritual journey” is nothing more than a mask used to cover up their quest to appear and feel like they’re above everyone, and other obnoxious behaviors. They regurgitate popular spiritual phrases like “love and light” and “namaste”, and post obnoxious memes in order to both validate and cover up their narcissistic douchebag behaviors.

“NewAgers don’t ascend, they asscend.”

“Ever since Becky got into spiritualism she’s been such a bitch. She’s asscended, alright.”

“Hopefully they snap out of it before the asscendsion takes over for good!”

“You’re assending and it’s scaring me!!”

asscend by TreeSquidMcGee August 11, 2019

assbending 

assbending is when a truck gets stuck in ur step sister pussy so u ass bend her ass to make her ass get stuck in ur dick

im assbending my sister its hot

assbending by SMORT - eggplant gang December 4, 2020