assfensive

Something so brutally offensive that, when uttered, the asses of everyone within a 10-foot radius shall implode.

Jason: What a cunt weasel.
Mike: Dude! My ass... it imploded!
Jason: My bad, bro. How assfensive of me!

by WantsToEatOutSaraChong March 29, 2017

ASScentives

Derived from the word "incentives". An ASScentive is when a guy (or girl) is looking for a short term friend with benefits/piece of ass.

"I think this girl may offer some good ASScentives" or "He's a douche, he's just looking for ASScentives"

by ASScentives October 28, 2009

affensive

A 7 year olds spelling attempt of offensive.

This example has the word affensive in it, which is spelt wrong.

by Rectum Mc Foreskin... April 27, 2009

allfensive

when someone gets defensive and offensive at the same time

Ya ain't gotta get allfensive about it.

by Sadie Grace June 15, 2007

asspensive

Something so ridiculously overpriced even rich people wouldn't pay for it.

$100 for a 4 GB USB drive with a piece of plastic attached to it? No thanks, that's too asspensive.

by rctdude3 February 14, 2012

Awefensive

word, phrase or staemenr someone makes that is way out of line, shocking, and just in poor taste, inappropriatet, etc.

He called her a W----e! I can't believe he said that. it was totally awefensive!i

by Spootin1 October 3, 2012

Alfensive

When someone is Serious

He is Alfensive

by CertifiedPublisher February 26, 2019