assfensive

Something so brutally offensive that, when uttered, the asses of everyone within a 10-foot radius shall implode.

Jason: What a cunt weasel.
Mike: Dude! My ass... it imploded!
Jason: My bad, bro. How assfensive of me!

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ASScentives

Derived from the word "incentives". An ASScentive is when a guy (or girl) is looking for a short term friend with benefits/piece of ass.

"I think this girl may offer some good ASScentives" or "He's a douche, he's just looking for ASScentives"

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This example has the word affensive in it, which is spelt wrong.

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when someone gets defensive and offensive at the same time

Ya ain't gotta get allfensive about it.

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Something so ridiculously overpriced even rich people wouldn't pay for it.

$100 for a 4 GB USB drive with a piece of plastic attached to it? No thanks, that's too asspensive.

asspensive by rctdude3 February 14, 2012

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word, phrase or staemenr someone makes that is way out of line, shocking, and just in poor taste, inappropriatet, etc.

He called her a W----e! I can't believe he said that. it was totally awefensive!i

Awefensive by Spootin1 October 3, 2012

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He is Alfensive

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