Odoriferous, offensive and generally unclean state of ones ass, due to having broken the sphincter seal by having a bowel movement AFTER showering, and, not re-showering, or at least washing said offensive anus with a moist towelette as a courtesy to the rest of the population.

You NEVER poop AFTER a shower. ALWAYS BEFORE, or you break the seal and, therefore, are no longer fresh as a Summers Eve and might as well re-shower or walk around the rest of the day wondering just how many people you've assfended.

Assfend by seebeew April 14, 2010

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ASSBAND

WORD USED TO DESCRIBE YOUR HUSBAND WHEN HE'S ACTING LIKE AN ASSHOLE.

" I GOTTA GO MY ASSBAND IS CALLING ME AGAIN"

"SO, WHERE'S THAT ASSBAND OF YOURS TONIGHT?"

TRINITY:"WHY CAN'T YOU GO OUT WITH US TONIGHT?"
TABBY:"MY ASSBAND MADE DINNER PLANS WITH HIS BROTHER INSTEAD".

ASSBAND by SHORTSHINE February 4, 2010

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assgenda

When someone has an agenda to be an ass, or asshole. Said person will enter a situation with the intention of being an ass...or dick...or douche...or tool.

"Everyone has an agenda. Usually an ass agenda. That's what we like to call an assgenda."

"'What's the deal with Bill tonight? He's a being a real ass.'
'Oh, Bill has an assgenda.'
'Ohhhhh....'"

assgenda by Sam Aguirre May 21, 2008

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Assbandit

A gay male who sticks his penis up arses

That Carl is a right Assbandit

Assbandit by biggetybiggetybong May 23, 2003

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