Assenheimer

A dumbass.
An ignorant fool that lacks any common sence or intellegence.

Learn how to spell you assenheimer.
Everyone from West Virginia is an assenheimer.

by JFranco June 3, 2007

Assheimers

When you see an ass so nice you forget everything

Dude, check it out! That ass is so nice it gave me assheimers!

by Greenpheonix187 September 21, 2020

Assmanheimer's Disease

A condition whereby a persons frequently opens their mouth when they shouldn't while publicly displaying their buttcrack.

Damn that assmanheimer's Disease. Once again he got me in trouble with his mouth and blinded me with his crack!

by Not quite the 16th December 19, 2012

Assheimers

;crippling case of stupidity, one that doesn't think things through nor cares to.

A mental case.

That guy must have Assheimers, he dropped out of medical school to raise pigeons.

by Panthera Atrox February 19, 2011

Assheimer's

The ability to remember someone else's idea, but not that it's not theirs.

Christ, you must have Assheimer's, I just told you that!

by DicBoi December 3, 2020

Jacob Gassenheimer

A god like a figure. A trustworthy, approachable, and humorous man. One who fairly controls the senior kill game and isn't in it for the money but rather for the pleasure.

JACOB GASSENHEIMER SHOULD BE GOD.

wow, Jacob Gassenheimer is perfect in every way.

by palmersfinestbabywetmelikeadog January 17, 2019