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Assenheimer 

A dumbass.
An ignorant fool that lacks any common sence or intellegence.
Learn how to spell you assenheimer.
Everyone from West Virginia is an assenheimer.

Assenheimer by JFranco June 3, 2007
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Assheimers 

When you see an ass so nice you forget everything
Dude, check it out! That ass is so nice it gave me assheimers!
Assheimers by Greenpheonix187 September 21, 2020

Assmanheimer's Disease

A condition whereby a persons frequently opens their mouth when they shouldn't while publicly displaying their buttcrack.
Damn that assmanheimer's Disease. Once again he got me in trouble with his mouth and blinded me with his crack!

Assheimers 

;crippling case of stupidity, one that doesn't think things through nor cares to.

A mental case.
That guy must have Assheimers, he dropped out of medical school to raise pigeons.
Assheimers by Panthera Atrox February 19, 2011

Assheimer's 

The ability to remember someone else's idea, but not that it's not theirs.
Christ, you must have Assheimer's, I just told you that!
Assheimer's by DicBoi December 3, 2020

Jacob Gassenheimer 

A god like a figure. A trustworthy, approachable, and humorous man. One who fairly controls the senior kill game and isn't in it for the money but rather for the pleasure.
JACOB GASSENHEIMER SHOULD BE GOD.

wow, Jacob Gassenheimer is perfect in every way.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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