Jacob is legit the best person ever like legit- he’s the best person to stalk and follow around he has the worlds best smile and he’s super funny he’s also very smart and can do pretty much anything
Bella- OMG MAYA LOOK ITS JACOB
Maya- ok I’ll get my phone to record
Jacob- why are you recording me??
Maya- BC WE NEED TO STALK YOU
Jacob- Have a nice day BYE!!
Maya- ok I’ll get my phone to record
Jacob- why are you recording me??
Maya- BC WE NEED TO STALK YOU
Jacob- Have a nice day BYE!!
by MayaandChristian November 15, 2019
jacob is a self centered, gay tool who everyone thinks is so annoying. he takes mirror selfies, flirts with every girl in his school and bites his lip more then anyone you'll ever meet. jacob asks girls to send him pictures in the shower and tries to touch their butts as much as possible. jacob may seem way starlight, but don't let him
mislead you, he is gay and obsesses over girls to cover it up. jacob is the definition of a douchebag
mislead you, he is gay and obsesses over girls to cover it up. jacob is the definition of a douchebag
Girl 1: OMG JACOB IS THE BIGGEST TOOL IVE EVER MET IN MY LIFE
Girl 2: I KNOW, DID YOU HEAR HE WAS ACTUALLY GAY?
Girl 3: HES A GAY TOOL
Girl 2: I KNOW, DID YOU HEAR HE WAS ACTUALLY GAY?
Girl 3: HES A GAY TOOL
by GiA February 22, 2016
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z, Jacob
by ToastyTism February 16, 2022
Prioritizing one's own cleverness over intellectual (or spiritual) growth and substance. Derived from the biblical figure of Jacob, who is portrayed as a trickster and reprobate in the earlier days of his life.
Instead of reading the assigned material, Robert employed the age-old practice of Jacobating in order to reach the minimum word count on his essay.
by prevailingwest July 26, 2021
One of the best friends you will ever have. You'll fall for him quickly but he won't think that he's good enough or he'll be so clueless he'll never pick up on it. Super good looking and caring, very sweet and innocent. The worst heartbreak you'll ever have.
by homeofheartbreak May 06, 2016
A cute guy. Personality is great. He has a temper as big as his dick. He is sometimes sweet but don't let that hide his dirty mindedness. He is a wild child who loves to have fun.
by Potato_2968 January 23, 2017
The best friend someone can ask for. He is sweet and considerate to everyone, and is always willing to lend a helping hand.He can always be there for you, and doesn't rely on anyone to deal with his problems. He is typically quiet around most people, but is very outgoing with his friends and family. Strangely enough,he loves violence.
by AshleyLizMax March 07, 2017