Asscenity

Something that is asinine.
Analogous to "Obscenity" - with a twist.

The law outlawing Marijuana is an asscenity.

by Doogles45 July 10, 2024

Assinity

1. (n.) Virginity of the anus.

Her preference was traditional intercourse, so as to keep her assinity intact.

Dude, I totally took her assinity last night.

I wanted to save myself for marriage, yet to enjoy pleasures of the flesh; ergo, I lost my assinity instead.

by tred69 September 8, 2009

Assanity

When an ass is so insane that its beyond insanity.

Did you see that girl, that ass is insane, its assanity.

by Mambomom August 1, 2020

ASScentives

Derived from the word "incentives". An ASScentive is when a guy (or girl) is looking for a short term friend with benefits/piece of ass.

"I think this girl may offer some good ASScentives" or "He's a douche, he's just looking for ASScentives"

by ASScentives October 28, 2009

assginity

Being in the state of never having taken it up the butt

I don't want to go to jail...I cherish my assginity!

by . December 14, 2003

Assginity

When thou hast lost thy virginity of thy buttocks.

Becky I lost my assginity last night!

by Moonyetiawarness April 12, 2019

Asscent

The aroma that eminates from an individuals anus that is unique to the type of food eaten and the region a person originates.

Damn, he has a southern asscent. He must have eaten some BBQ ribs.

by Jhnygsh January 16, 2010