Asscenity

Something that is asinine.
Analogous to "Obscenity" - with a twist.

The law outlawing Marijuana is an asscenity.

Asscenity by Doogles45 July 10, 2024

Assinity 

1. (n.) Virginity of the anus.

Her preference was traditional intercourse, so as to keep her assinity intact.

Dude, I totally took her assinity last night.

I wanted to save myself for marriage, yet to enjoy pleasures of the flesh; ergo, I lost my assinity instead.

Assinity by tred69 September 8, 2009

Assanity 

When an ass is so insane that its beyond insanity.

Did you see that girl, that ass is insane, its assanity.

Assanity by Mambomom August 1, 2020

ASScentives 

Derived from the word "incentives". An ASScentive is when a guy (or girl) is looking for a short term friend with benefits/piece of ass.

"I think this girl may offer some good ASScentives" or "He's a douche, he's just looking for ASScentives"

ASScentives by ASScentives October 28, 2009

assginity 

Being in the state of never having taken it up the butt

I don't want to go to jail...I cherish my assginity!

assginity by . December 14, 2003

Assginity 

When thou hast lost thy virginity of thy buttocks.

Becky I lost my assginity last night!

Assginity by Moonyetiawarness April 12, 2019

Asscent 

The aroma that eminates from an individuals anus that is unique to the type of food eaten and the region a person originates.

Damn, he has a southern asscent. He must have eaten some BBQ ribs.

Asscent by Jhnygsh January 16, 2010