Her preference was traditional intercourse, so as to keep her assinity intact.

Dude, I totally took her assinity last night.

I wanted to save myself for marriage, yet to enjoy pleasures of the flesh; ergo, I lost my assinity instead.

Assinity by tred69 September 8, 2009

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Asstivity

The pulsating movements your dog’s anus makes when he or she is about to defecate.

Person A: Are you sure Max still needs to go?

Person B: Yes. He’s displaying a lot of “asstivity” back there. He’s going to poop any second now.

Asstivity by Robert Sacamano November 18, 2020

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Assanity

When an ass is so insane that its beyond insanity.

Did you see that girl, that ass is insane, its assanity.

Assanity by Mambomom August 1, 2020

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asstivity

Any activity that can be performed while sitting on ones ass. ie - channel surfing, couch potatoing, video gaming.

That "Gilligan's Island" marathon was one serious asstivity.

asstivity by Michael T Adams March 6, 2008

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Assinite

the act of being an asshole, rude and or obnoxious.

Dude just cut me off in traffic! Assinite!

Assinite by Bamarama March 21, 2010

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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