Asscent 

The aroma that eminates from an individuals anus that is unique to the type of food eaten and the region a person originates.

Damn, he has a southern asscent. He must have eaten some BBQ ribs.

Asscent by Jhnygsh January 16, 2010

Sexual his-assment 

When harassing women just isn't as fun as it used to be.

"Geez, John seems to be hitting on Jeff an awful lot lately".. "Yea well, he's moved on to sexual his-assment that's why"

Sexual his-assment by Maureen Thayer February 6, 2009

ASScentives 

Derived from the word "incentives". An ASScentive is when a guy (or girl) is looking for a short term friend with benefits/piece of ass.

"I think this girl may offer some good ASScentives" or "He's a douche, he's just looking for ASScentives"

ASScentives by ASScentives October 28, 2009

assceptional

Adj: two words combined: ass and exceptional meaning, an extraordinary ass.

Look at that assceptional ass in that group of females!

assceptional by Seven & a Half April 15, 2009

ascention 

To ascent to a higher plane of existence. According to theories there are 7 planes on the path of human evolution. Ascention is the process you go through when you die, but only if you are far enough evolved. When you are ascended, you exist as pure energy, that can take several forms.

Daniel ascended when he died, he went through the process called ascention and he now exists as pure energy.

ascention by Jafje February 12, 2007

ascentific 

Word discovered by famed linguist Courtney Love when she was randomly typing some stoner psychobabble at her My Space account. It is a combination of the words "ass" and "scientific" and is defined as 'someone who has mastered the art of being an ass(or making an ass out of themselves) to the point it has become a science with them'.

It was ascentific of Pete Doherty to get helpless penguins stoned at the zoo, and his kitties hooked on crack.

ascentific by Magdalene St. Vitus December 4, 2007

asscunt 

When the vagina and/or asshole are ripped forming one rift.

Damn bitch, I just ripped your vagina and made you an asscunt.

asscunt by Heywood Ublomie April 2, 2009