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asscentric 

Polite word used negatively towards Men who appear gay towards a female, when in fact they are hitting on them. This confusion allows both parties to be openly flirtatious and form a basis for a sexual encounter. Often found at social gatherings in creative circles, and can strike at any given introduction.
"That man's assentricness seems to be working in his favour"

"I'm not gay! I'm asscentric!"

"I was fooled by an asscentric."

"That woman is a sucker for asscentrics"

"HA! You so got asscentricated!"

"He's asscentroning on me!"
asscentric by flammi September 4, 2011
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ASScentives 

Derived from the word "incentives". An ASScentive is when a guy (or girl) is looking for a short term friend with benefits/piece of ass.
"I think this girl may offer some good ASScentives" or "He's a douche, he's just looking for ASScentives"
ASScentives by ASScentives October 28, 2009

Assetricks and Knobelix

Stimulating your anus while gracefully delivering a blowjob to your partner and just before he blows, you pull away, take your finger out your ass and stick it up his nose so that he ejaculates with the smell of your shit in his nostril. He will be disgusted and pleasured at the same time... for the more experienced sexual adventurer.
Hey, I did an Assetricks and Knobelix on my bf last night. He said it shook his very foundation.

acentric 

A measure of how close you believe you are to the centre of your defined bounded area while you are alone.
Dave called to say he's parking lot acentric. I'm going to meet him there because he doesn't want to be by his ace today.
acentric by AyStyle May 29, 2015

Asslectricity 

a means of powering your house through the passing of human gas
Man, you have the fastest wifi in the state!
yeah, my house runs of farts.
ohh mate, you mean Asslectricity? yeah, im hooked up too
Asslectricity by Biggus_Dikkus March 11, 2015

Appcentric Solutions

Appcentric Solutions is a mobile app development company based in the USA. We design and develop cutting-edge, user-friendly mobile applications.
Appcentric Solutions is a top-notch web and mobile app development company in USA.

Asscentionism 

When you worship ass, you pray to ass, you believe everything is made of ass, and was created by ass.
I now follow asscentionism and worship ass!
Asscentionism by A55ISTAZTY December 20, 2020
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